Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Hmmm, not ringing any bells sorry. How about this battleship, what's it called?"

 

[DotSlash]

"It's a plain ring. Not much on it aside from a pretty shiny gem."
I toss it back to Salt.

 

[Knife-28]

"NX-01? Damn, they were a pretty slick ship. Where'd you get a hold of one of them?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Damn, that's fucking sick. You'll have to let me have a squiz at her some time." Knife says, cresting the top of another sand dune and revealing a somewhat flat plain streatching to the horizon. "Well, 'least we're out of the worst of it." I say, looking around Trilby and Salt.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I crawl out from under the passenger seat. "That wasn't a very good idea. Oh. Hey everyone. So whose quest is it now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I HAVE NO CLUE LLOLOLOLOLOLOOIMSOFUCKINGCONFUSED "
My eyes turn to static and I start vibrating.
"ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Having snapped out of my hallucinations, I grab Herzog by the scruff. I throw him off the warthog, before jumping after him. I sit in the sand next to him while he's down.
"Sup fuckass?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I guess we'll find out at somepoint perhaps. Anyways, we're probably closing in on Barstow...we are going southeast right?"

 

[DotSlash]

"This is why I asked for a compass. But Knife's driving, and their both generally sane compared to everyone else. We'll get there."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Unless we're going the wrong direction. I mean, I suppose we'd eventually get there. We'd just need to circumnavigate the entire God damn planet. And I doubt we'd make it that far without murdering each other."
I look around.
"Where's Zombie gone?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Meanwhile
"Alright dickhead, I remember you. Your the guy that hallucinated in the mall, and whined about this."
I pull out Ravens Razor.
"What the fuck are you here for? This? Is this what you're looking for?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Don't lie dipshit, I can tell who you are. You're that Draven guy. Obviously you think you can fool everyone but obviously, you can't."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"ERRORERRORERXcDFLlnz55%$77*&(*&"£!VUO[}/[color=1E90FF]NV!!!T##@'RUtI(*)y[/color]~L~~~~####lK<HUgtf"""%$7537$35~~#####"
I stand very still.
"This units Situation Processing Drive and Cognizance Relater has suffered irreperable damaged. Commencing wipe."
My eyes turn white,losing all their colour.
"Wipe successful. Rebooting in five...four...three...two...one...Reboot complete. Factory settings restored."

I blink.

"Please insert Memory Back-up or manually reprogram."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Imma go find Zombie."
I lean to the side and fall into a sand dune.
"This... may not have been the smartest of ideas."
I start walking back towards the crash site.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I kick Herzog in the cheek.
"Cat got your tongue?"