Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I'M EMOTIONAL DAMMIT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I give Salt some sweets.
"Put those in your mouth, before I put my gun in there."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, it's just difficult being called an idiot by someone you respect, for me, okay?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, it's difficult for all of us when someone insults you."

 

[Saltarius]

I thrust my claymore into Trilby's knee.

"Alright, it's either emotional Salt or violent Salt. Take your pick."

 

[Captain Anon]

OCC: damn you guys work fast.

i finally find the others i walk up and see Trilby on MY BIKE i quickly pull out my revolver and point it at Trilby "off...now" i say with a fury in my voice

 

[Saltarius]

"David, we're not killing each other, especially other such petty shit as who uses who's bikes. That said..."

I kick Trilby in the jaw.

"A little roughhousing never hurt anyone. Well, much."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull Salt's claymore out of my knee and hold the blade up to his throat.
"Don't. Do. That. Again. Or I'll make sure you don't."
I knee Salt in the ribs and toss the sword outside.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall through the ceiling of the gas station.
"Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp."

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU FUCKI-"

I lie on the ground clutching my stomach.

"You shit..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I rip part of my shirt off and bandage my leg with it.
"Don't stab people then. Especially when they have something to lose."

 

[Saltarius]

"DON'T INSULT ME WHEN I'M BUSY SULKING THEN!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm sorry."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're not though."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Trilby another bandage.
"aawww cheer up Salt! Why you so sweet on di Sis chick den anyway?!

 

[Saltarius]

"I...I don't know, I guess I'm just attracted to women who can kick my ass."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah but...she insults you, throws tantrums when you accidently kill her, even though we can re-spawn, she ignores you for like a month, and she brutally murdered all of us when she first arrived."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't know. Do any of us know why we love what we do?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because it's fun?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not all that fun for me."