"Don't hate Slashy."
I take the phone away from Salt and put it to my ear.
"Hey Sister. Trilby here. Now, as I understand it, you called Salt a 'baka'. Well, I want you to know that it upset him. So much so, that the bastard stabbed me. So, apologise, or I will hunt you down and blow your skull open like an overripe melon."
I hand the phone back to Salt.