Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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ShindoL Shill

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"We're in reception. We could move to your room so the complaint would be valid."
I walk out of reception, approach a locked door and blast it off its hinges.
Loud shouting, gunshots and shattering objects can be heard within.
 

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ShindoL Shill

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"Don't hate Slashy."
I take the phone away from Salt and put it to my ear.
"Hey Sister. Trilby here. Now, as I understand it, you called Salt a 'baka'. Well, I want you to know that it upset him. So much so, that the bastard stabbed me. So, apologise, or I will hunt you down and blow your skull open like an overripe melon."
I hand the phone back to Salt.
 

Saltarius

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"W-IF YOU SO MUCH AS LAY A HAND ON HER IN A SHAPE OR WAY THAT MAKES HER FEEL A NARY BIT UNCORMFORTABLE, I WILL FUCKING TEAR OUT YOUR SPINE AND WHIPE YOU TO DEATH WITH IT YOU FUCKER!"

I calm down.

"That...uh...that came over me."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"That seems reasonable. You did threaten to beat me to death WITH MY OWN SPINE if I touched Sister."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Yes. And you threatened to kill me if I touched Sister inappropriately. Not if I attacked her. If I touched her."
 

ShindoL Shill

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I put on an amazing impression of Sigma.
"Hey Sister, it's Sigma. Salt and Trilby are resolving issues."
I throw a plant pot at a wall.
"Anyway... what have you been doing since we left Anhur?"