Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I sit next to Knife sitting next to Knife.

"Sup mofos."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to scream at having to tilt the steering wheel such an incremental amount every so often for the next sixty hours.

 

[DotSlash]

"Goddamn it, Paddy. Stop."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hi Salt."
"G'day Salt, say, you still have that baby chicken on you?" Knife asks.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up at the controls of some sorta tunneling machine.
"Huh. This is new-"
The machine exits the ground in a burst of dirt and rocks, shears the bus in two and then explodes.

 

[Saltarius]

"I do."

I take out Tanya and place her in my cupped hands.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"CASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to the wreckage of the bus.
"Fuck you Sigma."

 

[Knife-28]

"Good, keep a hold over her." Knife says, taking out a pair of sunglasses and putting them on. "'Cause it's the only chick your ever going to get."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and weep in the ashes of the van.

"THEY WERE SO YOUNG!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Holy fuck we're stuck in the middle of nowhere again."

((500 motherfucking pages!))

 

[Saltarius]

"SO YOUNGGG!!"

I momentarily get out of my grief and punch Knife in the face.

"And fuck you, Knife."

 

[DotSlash]

I respawn and start walking back toward Barstow.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I follow Slash.
"So, think the bike survived the fire?"

 

[DotSlash]

I look back at the obliterated and flaming bus parts, then remember Trilby's rampage.
"Nope, but you can check if you want. I'm gonna jack some cars back in town if they didn't explode already, then pick you guys up."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The bike is in town."

 

[DotSlash]

"I edited the last post! ;-; Anyway, odds are no, but better to take a chance then fry out here."

 

[Saltarius]

I just look on at the horizon, not seeing anything on account of being blind.

"And we're...still so far away. Haha. Ahaha."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure. I'll help. Maybe I can replace the MallMobile."
I shed a single tear for the Land Rover, now rusting inside a giant snake...

 

[DotSlash]

"Uh... I'm not even gonna ask about that."
I whip out my pistol as we approach the burning outpost.