Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"HOLY BOLLOCKS! How did it switch itself on?"
I turn the blender and pour Sigma's brain into a smoothie glass.
"SALT! I made you a smoothie."

 

[Saltarius]

"Smells too much like Sigma."

"YO KNIFE, KICK THIS ***** INTO HIGH GEAR SO WE CAN GO!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's just because he uses the blender all the time. He's like a blender fetishist."

 

[DotSlash]

I duck under the bits of Sig flying around and take a seat.
"Let's hit it, Knife."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife shakes his head as he hears the yelling over the intercom. Turning the key in the ignition, his hands on the controls and the ship, now bending to his whim, slowly rises off the landing pad and I watch from the porthole as the ground pulls away and we fly off into space.

 

[RaNDM G]

"So, I can think of a few reason's you wouldn't want to come, which one is it?"

"I've got something to take care of. Look, don't make a big deal about this to the others. Their attention spans are so short, they'll forget about me."

He walks away and tears off his mask.

[HEADING=2]30 MINUTES LATER...[/HEADING]

The corvette takes off.

 

[DotSlash]

 

[RaNDM G]

The ship tears apart.

You're still anchored to the ground numbnuts.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I scratch my chin.
"Wasn't there another guy with us? Uh... I forget his name."
I absentmindedly drink some of the smoothie.
"THAT'S RIGHT! It was Xot. Xot is the one guy that we forgot. Nobody else."
I look outside.
"Knife, I thought you were competent you STUPID FUCK!"

 

[Knife-28]

>LOAD LAST AUTOSAVE

Knife unanchors the corvette from the ground, then takes off into space. "So, where to now?" I ask noone in particular.

 

[DotSlash]

I hear the creaking of the ship tearing.
"At least it didn't explode."

 

[Saltarius]

"So...this is it. The rest of our lives."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yep..."
I drink some more Sigma.

 

[Knife-28]

I go and explore the ship for a while.

 

[Saltarius]

"If you're here...who's piloting the ship?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I'm piloting it." Knife's voice crackles over the intercom to Salt's left. "Also if you could keep the infighting to a 'Not destroying the only thing keeping s alive in deeps space' levels, that would be beaut', cheers."

 

[Saltarius]

"I was only looking at porn."

 

[RaNDM G]

The salesman and a police officer run up to the ship.

"That's him officer. His friend was the one."

The officer questions Knife.

"Profanity is a criminal offense in this city. Where is he?"

 

[Saltarius]

"IN THE BACK!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Bullshit, I heard him on the intercom. He's in the cockpit."

The officer heads to the cockpit.

Heh.

Cockpit.