I place the glass I was cleaning on the counter and pick up another one.
"Well, seeing as Sgt. Asshat crushed my dreams of Law Enforcment, and Kentucky Fried Space Chicken turned out to be a XenoBrothel, I thought I might as well put my photographic knowledge of every drink in the multiverse to good use. And Woon asked me to work here. Dunno why, Joe seems like an alright kinda guy. For a seven-foot tall space Lobster."