Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I frown.
"I thought I told him he had to take his orgies somehwere else..,scuse me a sec."
I grab the Shotgun from under the bar and step onto the teleporter.
With a flash, I arrive on the roof. I fire the shotgun into the air.
"HEY! MAURICE! TAKE THOSE SLUGS SOMEWHERE ELSE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET THAT SLIME OFF THE WINDOWS?!"
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I step off the telepad and back into the bar.
"Stupid goddamn perverted Space Cowboys" I grumble.
"I thought I told him he had to take his orgies somehwere else..,scuse me a sec."
I grab the Shotgun from under the bar and step onto the teleporter.
With a flash, I arrive on the roof. I fire the shotgun into the air.
"HEY! MAURICE! TAKE THOSE SLUGS SOMEWHERE ELSE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET THAT SLIME OFF THE WINDOWS?!"
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I step off the telepad and back into the bar.
"Stupid goddamn perverted Space Cowboys" I grumble.
"Maurice is weird. He was hanging around the police station earlier, being all space-cowboy-ish and shit. Then he dropped a load of electronics around and threatened me. Actually, be right back."
I down the bluetini, hop the bar and step onto the teleporter. Before me is SpaceCowboy!Woon.
"HAAAAAAAA-ANGER!!!!!!!!"
I roundhouse kick Woon in the head, knocking him off the building. I teleport back down and return to my seat. Woon slams into the concrete behind me.
I down the bluetini, hop the bar and step onto the teleporter. Before me is SpaceCowboy!Woon.
"HAAAAAAAA-ANGER!!!!!!!!"
I roundhouse kick Woon in the head, knocking him off the building. I teleport back down and return to my seat. Woon slams into the concrete behind me.
I explore the ship.
"Guys? Where are you asshats?"
...
"I am going to touch, EVERYTHING!" I run around poking stuff.
"Guys? Where are you asshats?"
...
"I am going to touch, EVERYTHING!" I run around poking stuff.
"Probably. TO THE SPACE SHIP!"
I close my book, smash a bottle of whiskey over Sigma's head and ram my Wand of Azathoth-Smithe into my eye.
I respawn at the corvette.
I close my book, smash a bottle of whiskey over Sigma's head and ram my Wand of Azathoth-Smithe into my eye.
I respawn at the corvette.
I slowly die on the floor due to massive cranial trauma.
It takes about three hours.
I respawn at the bar.
"YO JOE IMMA BE BACK IN 5, GOTTA CHECK ON THE SPACESHIP" I leave on a note.
I join Trilby at the Corvette.
It takes about three hours.
I respawn at the bar.
"YO JOE IMMA BE BACK IN 5, GOTTA CHECK ON THE SPACESHIP" I leave on a note.
I join Trilby at the Corvette.
I open the Corvette door and draw a handgun and a sword.
"ZOMBIE! ARE YOU GOING ON A THING-TOUCHING SPREE?"
"ZOMBIE! ARE YOU GOING ON A THING-TOUCHING SPREE?"
"...UH. NO." I stop poking the giant statue.
"Why do we have a giant statue of Leonard Nimoy, except he's wearing a frock."
"Why do we have a giant statue of Leonard Nimoy, except he's wearing a frock."
I shrug.
"I assume it's Xot's. That bastard is freakier than a demon-puppy on meth."
I look around.
"Where is Xot anyway?"
"I assume it's Xot's. That bastard is freakier than a demon-puppy on meth."
I look around.
"Where is Xot anyway?"
i pick myself up "that does it" i pull out a pistol and shoot trilby in the head "aaannnd back to business" i say before i disappearing and following sigma from the high ground
In a remarkable display of luck and skill, Woon's bullet flies down the streets, ricocheting perfectly to reach the Corvette.
The bullet hits the floor outside the ship because of gravity.
The bullet hits the floor outside the ship because of gravity.
I scramble into the bar and sit next to Salt, I'm wearing shades and a wide brimmed hat, I've changed into casual wear. "Didn't you get my fucking calls? I'm gonna help you catch these guys."
I check my watch.
"I gotta go. Joe's specting me back."
I run back to the cafe, putting on my suit and tie as I do.
Taking a running jump, I catch the edge of the roof and pull myself up. I run to the teleporter and dissapear downstairs.
"Sup Salt. Want anything to drink?"
"I gotta go. Joe's specting me back."
I run back to the cafe, putting on my suit and tie as I do.
Taking a running jump, I catch the edge of the roof and pull myself up. I run to the teleporter and dissapear downstairs.
"Sup Salt. Want anything to drink?"
"Paddy, my personal Carmilla. I can't really ignore help. The pharmacy down the street has security footage that proves Sanchez broke in and helped steal 20k. Right now I'm waiting to interrogate this guy about what he knows."
"Just some tequila, Sig."
"Just some tequila, Sig."
I pretend I got that reference and explain my plan. "If someone encroaches on their territory they have to take them out to save face. These guys don't use middlemen so we'll get straight to them. And who do we know who has an infinite supply of drugs and a community minded spirit?"