Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"I guess I'll help Salt. The police'll probably rope me in eventually, so I may as well get a head-start."
I follow Sigma and enter Joe's. I sit down beside Paddy.
"Hey Salt. Paddy. One Bluetini please, Sigma."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I poke the statue, which triggers some arbitrary bullshit. I'm flung backwards, crash through the hull, and into Joes. I land in the chair opposite of Salt.
"I'll have an egg sandwich please. Salt, gimme some info, what are we doing?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I snap my fingers in front of Salts face.
"Hellooooooooooooooo?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Coming right up."
I make Salt a tequila and Trilby a Bluetini.
"Here you go. Your sandwhich'll be here in a minute zombie."

 

[Saltarius]

"Drug lords have been shaking down local businesses and we need to arrest them if we want to leave this damned place."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cool. So you were caught by the cops? Heh, dude, I've been avoiding them all this time somehow. Maybe they're scared of me! Man that'd be funny. Alright, do we have a warrant. And thanks Sig."

 

[Saltarius]

"We needn't concern ourselves with due process as long as these three end up in a cold cell."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So we can just go and grab these guys? No questions asked? Well why didn't you say so?" I grab a hammer.
"Let's go meet these guys."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's the issue. We need to build ourselves up. Our plan is to let them know we're after them. When they send guys after us, we follow the paper trail back. Failing that, we at least beat info out of their men."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay." I stand up on my chair.
"EVERYONE GET DOWN! THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I know one cop is pissed off at me because I got tongue-blood all over the cell wall. And the others are pissed off because of some arson I did... To... their station."
I take a drink of bluetini.
"So, I assume you're talking to the businessmen to get evidence. I guess I can help with interviews, assuming I can get my Seer powers to work."

 

[Saltarius]

I whap Zomb over the head with ym cane.

"No, fucknut. They catch word that we're interrogating their victims, they have to act."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pfft. We need to give them a hint we're back."

 

[Saltarius]

"NOT BY HOLDING UP A PLACE ALREADY BEING TERRORIZED BY THEM!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Bleh bleh bleh. Fine." I cartwheel into a bank next door.
"THIS IS A ROBBERY FUCKNUGGETS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I facepalm hard.
"This is why we can't have nice things. Or even mediocre things."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, you're one to talk."

I walk over to the bank and shoot Zombie in the knee.

"Zombie. No."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Zombie his sandwich.
"It's on the house guys."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ow. Okay, sorry everyone. Wrong bank." I limp onto the street, and I'm promptly hit by a truck. A man gets out.
"Aw shit! Aw fuck, are you okay dude? Aw no, the boss ain't gonna be happy about this!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sigh and look at Sigma.
"Could you go see if Joe's back there, mate?"