Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, your tits seem to be very not-calm."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't have tits, being I am male."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Wrong, Salt. Your drink was laced with Breast-growth hormones."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sig, you cannnot induce the growth of breasts if there are none to begin with."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Oestrogen can do anything if adminstered in large enough batches."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"All humans have breasts and tits. Women's are just more pronounced on account of oestrogen." I explain.
"Also, 'calm yer titties' is just an expression meaning 'calm doon ya stupid bastard'."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw my hands up in the air, and pull out Joe. I pull him up the stairs.
"Here you fucking go Salt. Interrogate this asshole for whatever reason."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I SAID I NEED THE OWNER!"

"Alright, alright! Sheesh!"

Joe walks up to Salt.

"What do you want?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The Dead Three. Tell me everything you know and don't even think about withholdinga nything or lying."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Joe, since when did we have a bottle full of kittens?"
I hold up the kitten-bottle.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I prepare to try doing some Seer stuff.

 

[RaNDM G]

"The Dead Three. Tell me everything you know and don't even think about withholdinga nything or lying."

"Ah, the trio? They've been coming in'a every so often, making running my business a living Hell. You with the police?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I am. Officer...Detective...something or other Crane."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ah, a wiseguy. Yes, that's'a perfect. You can help me out. One of them comes in every Sunday around one in the morning, tells me to pay up or I get the hose. What the Hell does that even mean anyway?"

Truth.

Doubt.

Lie.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep, slumping over the bar counter.
(gonna be away for three days)

 

[Saltarius]

>Truth.

"Pretty sure it was a threat on your life. How much are they asking for?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"DOES NO ONE IN THIS GOD DAMNED CITY WANT TO BUY ANY DRUGS?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I check my phone to see what day it is.

"Do you have a way to contact the gang? For example, if you need to arrange a money drop."

 

[RaNDM G]

>Truth.

"Pretty sure it was a threat on your life. How much are they asking for?"

"A thousand a week. But that's almost everything, I can't afford to pay that."

I check my phone to see what day it is.

"Do you have a way to contact the gang? For example, if you need to arrange a money drop."

"No, they meet you, you never meet them. Like I said, one of them usually shows up tonight."

Truth.

Doubt.

Lie.

"DOES NO ONE IN THIS GOD DAMNED CITY WANT TO BUY ANY DRUGS?"

A man in a green mask nudges your shoulder and gestures to the alleyway.

 

[Saltarius]

"You're not going to have to worry about payments long. If you'll allow me to hide out on your property till this one member comes so I can nab him, it'd end this case."