Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL.

"... No, I'm pretty sure it's Nazis."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ah crap, you got any weapons on you?" Knife asks RaN, taking out his MTS and aiming it at the door of the container.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'm not really decked for the robot apocalypse."

 

[Knife-28]

"Far out, here." Knife chucks RaN his MTS and draws both his tanto. "Just like old times, eh man?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I don't remember this part."

The machines pound on the container doors. They bust it down and harmlessly topple over.

HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL. HEIL.

I crack up laughing.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife chuckles as robots topple over eachother in a vain attempt to get to him and RaN. "As anti-climactic at that was, I think I prefer this outcome." He says, kicking one of the Nazi-bots with the resounding clang of metal on metal.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah, these things look like they were made in a shop."

I look at the tag.

Reich's Puppet Shoppe. For all your replica needs.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run after the gang member. "Hey now, don't be leaving without me, as your newest business partner I should see your operation before any further investment."

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, 'Reich's Puppet Shop' eh? Looks like we have our next lead."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Interesting." I run into a nearby store to buy an umbrella.

 

[Captain Anon]

i regroup with trilby at Joe's "so what's our next move?" i say coming in through the back, i see joe knocked out on the floor "trilby" i say as i shaking my head then i radio knife "knife ninja this is shogun west we now have badass codenames for radio talk copy, what's your status?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jump at the sudden sound and nearly burn a hole in Joe's internal organs.
"JESUS FUCK YOU SCARED ME WOON!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh please I've scared people before so much it gave them a heart attack, that was like a minor jump scare. anyway how's joe doing?" i say

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm performing a delicate operation on him. So, y'know, kinda in the zone here."

 

[Captain Anon]

"yeah yeah i know, please continue"

 

[Knife-28]

"We've found a possible lead, 'Reich's Puppet Shop'. If one of you guys's aren't busy go check it out." Knife radio's back.
"So, ever preformed a robosectomy?" Knife asks, crouching next to a disabled Nazi-bot.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Woon and I can check it out."
I slide the soldering iron out of Joe, wipe the blood off and put everything away.
"If you get a chance, could you make sure Joe doesn't die of an infection. Or pan-related head injuries." I radio back.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up handcuffed to a chair in some sorta strip club. Replicas of the Monopoly Man are trying and failing to be sexy on poles onstage. On the table in front of me, there is a Bluetini with a small purple midget doing laps in it.

"..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk into the front of the bar. Sigma's still lying where he left himself. I splash some gin on him. Then some tonic. And then I toss lime wedges at him until he wakes up.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Enormous lime wedges start falling through the ceiling, crushing the Monopoly Men. The purple midget jumps out of the Bluetini glass and runs away. Somwhere, the Inception theme tune starts playing.

"...I fell strangly Turkish."

I wake up.