Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"So." I tap the bottle against my teeth. "What now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"WE TURN INTO SPIDERS OF COURSE"
I turn into spiders.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, who are you talking to?"
I turn around and see that Sigma is now spiders.
"Magic is locked, Sigma. You can't turn into spiders."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDERSSSSSSSSS"
"BECAUSE SCIENCE"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You slapped a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Paperclip"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Paperclip"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Paperclip"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAPERCLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP"

 

[RaNDM G]

The spiders are now paper clips.

"What now?"

"What now?" He says, throwing up his arms in mock surprise.

"If Rojas plays his part, we spread our territory to the upper city. No more stealing from pharmacies and dime bag dealers. We get solid suppliers and solid income."

 

[Saltarius]

"I serioushly gedda felin Paddy *hic* Paddy fucked somthin up."

 

[RaNDM G]

"He's been piss drunk for..."

I look at my watch.

"Two hours. Let's drop Salt off with the evidence and head over to that toy store."

 

[Saltarius]

"They always said I wasa...wassa...the guy who can't...drink booze good."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The paperclip spiders all run off the edge of a skyscraper. I respawn.
"So wait. Are Salt and RaN gangsters or wat."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Rojas being the one in prison right? So what exactly is his part?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue approaching the puppet shop.
"Jesus, they couldn't put the plot locations closer together? This is as bad as Skyrim."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I know right?"
I coninue smoking my pipe.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife gathers up the ruined nazi-bots and the cash and carfully stacks them in the back of the crate, placing the intact nazi-bots upright to block the sight of them. "Ok RaN, I have a plan." Knife says, "I'm going to hide in the container, which should take me to where ever this cash is headed."
Knife places a tracking device on the inside of the container, and hands the receiver to RaN. "Here, you'll be able to track me with this."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Alright. I'll take Salt and meet Zombie. We'll head over to Reich's after. Maybe some of your other partners are thinking the same thing."

I nab Salt and one of the androids and walk them over to the precinct. I hand the android in as evidence, then take an unmarked car and drive to the inner city. An hour later I pull up by Zombie, music blaring from the car radio.


I step out of the car and shout over the rain.

"Are you Zombie?!"

"So wait. Are Salt and RaN gangsters or wat."

No, detectives.

 

[Saltarius]

I walk back to RaN, rubbing my temples.

"Fuck drinking. I really have to stop consuming alcohol entirely."