Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, shouldn't there be another one? Because, y'know, it's a Trío."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So much for stealth then."
The blue masked man walks out the door.

"What the...You killed them!? WHY!? HOW?! I'M GONNA-"

He stops abruptly, and falls to the ground. A man stands behind him, with a small club.

"Lousy Muertos. All they ever do is threaten people. Feel free to arrest him now officers."

"...Uh Salt, you got a pair of handcuffs?"

 

[Saltarius]

I spin a pair of cuffs on my fingers.

"On it."

I cuff the KO'd Blue Mask.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright. Let's get him down to the police station I suppose."

 

[Saltarius]

I drag Blue Mask along to the station, dumping him before the chief.

"Case. Fucking. Closed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stand up.
"Mind telling us who you are, seeing as we technically have to arrest your for battery with an offensive weapon?" I ask the guy with the club.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm the owner of this shop. They were threatening me, I was only doing it in self defense.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, don't act like you give a shit about teh law now, especially when he saved us teh trouble of booking the guy ourselves."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're the cop, Salt. It's your job."
I pick up White's arm and foot.
"We need to bring these guys too."

 

[Saltarius]

"You handle the corpses."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I haul Green's corpse over my shoulders. "What a lovely day to wrap a case."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not a cop, remember. You have to handle the bodies, because I don't have the authority to call in ambulances to bring these dead guys to the police station's morgue, nor do I have transport to do it myself. You do."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Why are we taking the dead guys in then? I mean, the police will set up an investigation. If we move them, won't that technically be obstructing the law?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What he said. ANyways, we're done here. Chief, can we go elsewhere now?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We need to take the bodies to the police, through official channels. And by 'we', I mean Salt. Because he's a cop, and we're civilians." I explain. "By the way, where's Knife #2?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But why do we need to? It'd be better to leave them there, and tell the police what happened!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because we can't leave the crime scene. That's illegal. And Salt is the police."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We can stay here, while the police arrive. That's all we need to do."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we also need someone to actually tell the police what happened. Namely, the police officer working this case who hasn't gone walkabout."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone the police.
"Hello, we've found the Muertos Trio. You'll be here shortly? Great."