"Anything that works, and I wasn't saying that we had to go to earth, just that I'd prefer it to here. And also we don't know how anything works off earth."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Alright. There's a small frigate for sale at Dock 24, sooooooooooooo..."
I buy the ship.
"Says we should pick it up in about two hours."
I buy the ship.
"Says we should pick it up in about two hours."
"I was thinking we could hijack one when it's about to leave. Find a spaceport, pose as engineers, hide on the ship and when the owners are about to take off, we bonk them over the head, get them out of the ship and fly away!"
"That was supposed to remind you we have an entire interplanetary civilisation we know nothing about to explore."
"Uh, quick question: who here knows how to fly a space ship?"
I glance at Sigma.
"Without endangering millions of lives."
I glance at Sigma.
"Without endangering millions of lives."
I gasp.
"How dare you! I spent five minutes filling out this online liscence!"
I brandish my Universal Pilots liscence.
"How dare you! I spent five minutes filling out this online liscence!"
I brandish my Universal Pilots liscence.
"Right. I suppose it would be best to get out of he-"
The police arrive.
"Oh bollocks."
"GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
The police arrive.
"Oh bollocks."
"GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
I put my hands up, still holding White's severed arm.
"Cool it man, we're with you. Salt, show him your badge or whatever."
"Cool it man, we're with you. Salt, show him your badge or whatever."
"You are all charged with murder of police officials! You shall be taken into custody. Anything you say can and will be used against you!"