Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"One of these days, I'm going to be drunk enough to consider taking that seriously, Salt."

 

[Knife-28]

I wack Salt over the head with my cane. "Well Trilby, apart from the piracy part go right ahead."

 

[Saltarius]

"God guys, can't take a fucking joke."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh get over it, wasn't even a hard wack Salt."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I can when I'm sober."
I walk off to find a shower.

 

[Saltarius]

"We all know I have trouble getting over things." I say, smiling.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It sounds like you'd rather get under things." I yell from a bathroom. "Like Paddy. Paddy is the things."

 

[Saltarius]

"He's not the only thing..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt is there an 'Innuendo' switch on you I can just, you know, turn off?" I ask, rubbing my eyebrows. "Actually, I don't think I want to hear the answer."

 

[Saltarius]

"S'not my fault I have a dirty mind."

I playfully punch Knife in the arm.

"Course, you could turn off your '*****' switch instead. Kidding."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's a good burn."

 

[Saltarius]

"Up top bro."

I hold out my palm.

 

[Knife-28]

"Touche Knight, Touche." I say, leaning back and looking at the ceiling while highfiving Salt. "But I'm serious, what are we going to do now? The Mall's gone."

 

[Saltarius]

"Get some prime ladies and live out our lives as soldiers of fortune."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I step out of the bathroom, wearing a pirate hat.
"Piracy, Knife. PIRACY! Yarr, and so forth."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Up top bro."

I punch Salt in the gut.

"That was for hauling your drunk ass across town."

 

[Saltarius]

I keel over, clutching my stomach.

"Those girls sadly won't be *cough* Sis, but oh well."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. Well then, time for steps two and three of my plan."
I wander off.

OOC: G'night.

 

[Knife-28]

"Far out." I say watching Trilby walk off. "Anyone know how to stage an intervention for a crazed scotsman who want's to me a pirate?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I don't even know."