Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Great. Knife we got a brig or somewhere we can keep Trilby if he tries anything?" I say to a nearby intercom.
"You honestly think there's any place we can keep him?" Knife replies, "Anywaym if he want's to do any piracy he's going to need someone to fly this boat, and I'm sure as hell ain't going to be his personal pirate chauffeur."

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways...what should I do? Wait...fuck we were supposed to go get a new Mall weren't we...and Sis was supposed to be there too..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start poking the AI core with a stick.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=violet]Don't touch that.[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Sigma.
"Why are you poking the AI core?"

 

[Saltarius]

"AI core, where the hell are we going?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"And why is there a giant Leonard Nimoy Statue in here?" I yell from the engine room.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Jab,Jab,Jabjabjab."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait wasn't that supposed to be my quest?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, Paddy. That was nobody's quest. Or everyone's."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I swear to god!" I browse the internal screens of my gasmask. "Fuck it, so those three get magic powers titles and outfits and I don't? What a fucking rip."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You'll get your fancy title when you complete your quest. Just like the rest of us. And we technically already have our powers, it's just we never use them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Maybe because magic is till fucking locked dipshit!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How do you know our class powers are even affected by the lock? Legendary weapons like my gauntlets still work."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well last time I tried magic it didn't work. And my class power is making everyone else feel better."

 

[Knife-28]

"So wait, what's your class thing again Paddy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Maid of Hope ************."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall aseep.

 

[RaNDM G]

"AI core, where the hell are we going?"

[color=violet]The pilot has not yet assigned a destination. Would you like to set a course?[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...some place we can buy a new Mall at."