Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Are we nearly there yet?"

 

[Saltarius]

"And you didn't show interest in us because?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because you're all stupidly violent pricks."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk into the room where everyone else is and sit on a chair. Bitches luuuuuuuuuuuurve chairs.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey Trilby thats highly unfair. I'm the least violent person here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start burning RaN with my plasma cutter.
"Sigma, are you even gay?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Look who's talking, Trilby."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'd like to point out I'm a heterosexual. So...I guess I'll leave? I dunno." I walk into the cockpit.
"Sup Knife." I sit in the copilots seat.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hate this so much."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby? Same here."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Idon't see how it's of anyones business"
I draw a mustache on Salts face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Every time we fly somewhere between quests we descend into inane bullshit before killing each other a bit. Also when's my quest?

 

[Saltarius]

"I couldn't hear you over how fucking retarded our teammates are."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish burning a smiley face onto RaN's chest.
"Well, why don't you find something productive to do, Paddy?"
I go looking for a workshop.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Im sorry, but isnt it usually you, Paddy and Zombie who get us all into deep shit anyway?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm gonna punch myself in the dick."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, but we are by no means as flat out stupid and self-destructive as you two are."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"In what way am I self-destuctive?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ow."

"Ow."

"Ow."

"Ow."

"Ow."

"Ow."

"Ow."

"Ow."

"Ow."

"Ow."

 

[Saltarius]

"You piss off people much more combat engineered than yourself. Constantly."