Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Randm."

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, well that's," I reach for a pair of sunglasses, only to realise I don't have any, "Aw fuck. Ah well you can just guess what I was going to say, you must get it alot."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Not really."

 

[Knife-28]

"Well...alright then." I say, lightly tapping my cane on the floor. "So...what's your story?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well...alright then." I say, lightly tapping my cane on the floor. "So...what's your story?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"You want the whole story?"

 

[Knife-28]

"If you want, I've got time." I say, leaning slightly forward on my cane.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'm like you, I didn't come from this realm. I came from an Earth like yours, about... seven, almost eight hundred years ago. That was where I met your friend and a few other buddies."

I get up and dust myself off.

"That realm faded away. Since then I've just been fucking around, waiting for something to happen."

 

[Knife-28]

"Cool...Wait, when you say 'my friend' do you mean Knife?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh my god!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"What?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sigma turned my dick into an octopus!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I glance down.

"We'll have to call you..."

"Octopussy."

 

[Saltarius]

"We are not referencing James Bond any further."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I promise nothing."

 

[Saltarius]

"You better start."

 

[RaNDM G]

"No."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"RaN, you'd better listen to Salt. He's got a license to kill." I say over the intercom.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"He's also got a license to do a Striptease for the King of Bosnia. He just never uses it."