Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, never use that word again."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I punch myself in the dick.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I don't see why you hate the fact that I'm trying to not be grumpy like the rest of you."
I hand Paddy an ice pack.
"Anyway, I'm going to go race some Porpoises."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"Because you used the s-word."

 

[Knife-28]

As I complete my tenth or so lap of the workshop, I begrudgingly come to the conclusion that having a robot leg is rather cool.
"Ok Trilby I'm not going to lie, this is a pretty slick leg, however." I turn to Trilby and bring my new limb up, planting it directly into his crotch. "That's for cutting it off in the first place. Fucking psychopath." I say, opening up the door with the welding torch and walking out.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I topple over.
"By the way, there's a shotgun barrel in the heel and a switchblade in the toes." I groan.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I've had knives in my toecaps since the start of this bullshit Trilby."

 

[Saltarius]

"So, there any whetstones aboard?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We have a mall of course there are."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I raise an eyebrow.
"Arnt you usually the one encouraging everyone to chill the fuck out, Paddy?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No cause he's become a whiny ass too. Come on Sigma. Let's go fill a pool with smoothies or something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I haven't been having a good time recently. I apologise for my behaviour. Now let's all relax with this box set of terrible zombie movies."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Why not both?"
I fill a pool with smoothie and set up a large screen in front of it. I chuck in a few lilos and put on Terrible Zombie Boxset 1.

 

[Captain Anon]

i pull out my laptop and starts playing the secret world

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I dive into the pool and float, on my back, out into the middle.
"These zombie movies aren't that bad."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start doing under-smoothie looptehloops

"-gbblbglgubuggbugl-Yeah, I was expecting worse-bg;blgigbkbglblgub-"
I had David a smoothie.

 

[Knife-28]

I unfold a camping chair next to the edge of the pool and start watching the movies.

 

[Saltarius]

"So uh, quick question, we got any beakers? And some red phosphorous and shit?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pull get out of the pool, wrap myself in a blanket and fall asleep.