Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Are you planning to make meth, Salt?"

 

[Knife-28]

I stand and lead Salt to the 'Beakers and red phosphorus' store. "Here, go wild."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Yeah."

I walk around and grab my materials, then head into a secluded area.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Remember what happened last time one of us tried to sell drugs? Also I have an announcement to make."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah? What is it?"

 

[Captain Anon]

i stop playing secret world and watch movies with the others "thanks sigma"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"If you've actually been a girl all this time, I'm going to call you Octopussy from now on."
I pt on Terrible Zombie Movie Boxset 2.
"On account of your Octopus vagina."

 

[Captain Anon]

i chuckle at sigma's laugh a little "heh heh heh"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull out a large straw and start drinking smoothie from the pool.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull off my gasmask and tear out the drug components. I stuff them into my bag, which I remove and throw into the pool. "I'm quitting drugs. All of them. Every single drug."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Even ones for medicinal use?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I dust my hands. "Our healthcare is literally 'you will come back to life'. I don't have anything to worry about. And when(if) I leave the mall ill have no problem taking medicine. I was using drugs colloquially to refer to substances taken for recreational purposes."

 

[RaNDM G]

"So you're quitting. Just like that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yup." I take off my boots and tip detritus into the pool. "I was never actually addicted to them. It was just fun and there weren't any negative consequences the mall couldn't fix." I put my boots back on. "Been a while since I did that."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hooray! now I can finally use these balloons!"
I release fifty ballons, all of them with the words 'Congrats on quitting brb' on them.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Good thing it wasn't your birthday."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hooray! Balloons!"

 

[Saltarius]

"..WHO THE FUCK AM I GOING TO SELL THIS METH TO!?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Losers on the planet we're heading to."

 

[Saltarius]

"But like, what if they're weird space exchange rates and shit?"