Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I walk around the corner and trip over the robot, impaling myself on its head.

 

[RaNDM G]

SUCK IT HATERS!

 

[Saltarius]

I pull out my backup meth bag.

"Who wants to be a mule?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt that is literally an empty bag."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuck."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take Salts bag and turn it into a smoothie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"When the fuck do we arrive somewhere?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Actually yeah, Artemis or whatever the fuck your name is, didn't you say it would take a day ors o to get to Bekenstein?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=violet]I did. However, this vessel was temporarily stopped to seize illegal assets.[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"You really had to stop the ship just to send that little asshole to steal one bag of crystal meth."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Arty, why do you obey the law?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start fiddling with the AI Core.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=violet]I serve to protect this vessel. Bekenstein authorities are prone to searching new vessels, and any substances found will result in this vessel's detainment.

Also because I don't like your attitude.[/color]

I start fiddling with the AI Core.

A steel rod punches a hole in Sigma's skull.

I warned you. You have no one to blame but yourself.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Lalalalala
lalalalala
ooooooooh
lalalalala
lalalalala
ooooooooh"
I respawn and unplug my Blender from the Sex AI port, reconnecting the Erotic Android V.2

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wow you're boring. So are we there yet?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Yes. We are there yet.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well fuck. Disembark!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait a second, how do you stop in space?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Trilby, #banterswagYOLO"
I jump out the airlock.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"At a planet douchefuck. Arty, what's this planet like?"