Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Artie said we stopped when the robot stole Salt's meth. I don't remember landing on any planets."

 

[RaNDM G]

"It's all one big city, Paddy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

".......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...."
I continue falling thtough the atmosphere.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, are we disembarking or not?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea yea, gimme a sec." Knife says over the intercom as he guides the corvette in to land. "Everyone get up here, Salt, keep whatever drugs you have in The Mall."

 

[Saltarius]

"They took my drugs."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I toss Salt Paddy's drug bag.
"Have these."

 

[RaNDM G]

The ship docks, and you are cleared to disembark.

[HEADING=1]ACT 7: ACT 1: Megrel[/HEADING]

[sub]Paul Chadeisson[/sub]

Right after a check with customs.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife meets everyone at exit to the corvette before they disembark. "Alright guys this's planet's Anti-Drug law's are strict. as. fuck. So if you have anything on you, dump it back in The Mall. I don't want to have to spend another twenty years in jail just because one of you want's to make a few dollars on the side." He says, looking at Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I begrudgingly drop my bag off.

"So, let's do this."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can't you two pull some space-cop bullshit to get us past customs?" I ask Knife and Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you know any Earth authorities that can do that? No."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"My favourite kind of place!" I run through customs.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Do you know any Earth authorities that arrest people for mass murder, then make them cops as part of their community service?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes, but I'm not allowed to talk about those."

 

[Saltarius]

"We're bottom of the barrel cops, Trilby. Besides, we're almost done."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
I hit the side of a tower at approxiamtly 500mph, decorating a large part of it's outer surface a lovely shade of Sigma.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Shut up and let's get ready for adventure!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hear a loud thump and a splat, then see gore spray onto a nearby window.
"How does Sigma keep doing that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Pure idiocy."