Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Remind me again why do I hang around you people." I say, observing the chaos in the book store.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because if you didn't, we would be much worse."

 

[Saltarius]

I answer.

"Yo."

 

[MinimanZombie]

After I break away from the trance of the fire, I search for the others.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey. I'm running a little late, one of your friends held me up."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, you're probably getting close. Got an ETA?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I dunno. I have to wait for the elevator."

*ding*

"Hey, it just landed. Great. I'll be up there in half an hour."

 

[Saltarius]

"See you then."

I wait.

 

[RaNDM G]

This will take a while.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I come across an elevator. There appears to be a blue liquid on it.
I decide to sabotage the elevator system with a small bomb.
"Sigma's not going to be inexplicably hitting me with any more Bluetinis now. Probably."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I get up from my extremely comfortable position on the floor.
[i/]Might as well meet up with the others[/i]
I head towards an elevator.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue assaulting the elevator system with various explosives.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I press the button, and wait.
[i/]Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute...[/i]
I narrow my eyes.
[i/]OH shit I forgot my lobster![/i]
I run back to fetch my lobster.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh man we're terrible."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[Knife-28]

"You only just realised this?"

 

[Saltarius]

I continue waiting.

"In the meantime, can someone get me a golf club?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab a golf club from a passerby and hurl it Saltwards.

 

[Saltarius]

I catch it.

"...Fuck it, this'll be my new weapon."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue hurling golf clubs at Salt.