Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"GODDAMIT TRILBY!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Why don't you swing them back at him?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sellotape a grenade to a golf club, pull the pin and hurl it at Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Because then he can just throw them back at me. Again. And...who the hell are you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Are you serious? No, nevermind. Get blown up. See if I ca-"

We blow up.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn.

"...GODDAMIT!"

I run back to the bookstore.

"How fucking long does it take to get here anyways?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I respawn.

"We've only been waiting for forty minutes Salt. But yeah, we should just get on with it."

*ding*

Sister steps out of the elevator.

 

[Saltarius]

"Exactly! She said like half an hour dude! That's like...ten minutes more than ahlf an hour!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, hey Sister. I thought I blew that elevator up..."
I start beating the golf-club guy with his own clubs.
"How have things been for you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Good. Pretty good."

 

[Saltarius]

"Now I've still got to wait for god knows how long for her to show up to this damn place."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I wipe the blood off the golf club.
"So, I was curious as to how you left the Mall? I mean, Salt tried but he just ended up spawning inside the Mall again."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh. I wasn't tied down like you guys were."

 

[Saltarius]

"The things I do for people I hardly associate with anymore."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The hell does that mean?"

 

[Saltarius]

I walk up to Trilby and bash his head with the club.

"You scottish fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"Fucking twatface."
I shoot Salt in the chest.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yay! Violence!"

"Yay. Violence." I say, sarcastically.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and bat the gun out of Trilby's hand, placing my own under his chin and pulling the trigger.

"You shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"Don't hate, RaN."
I stab RaN in the face.