Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Black market auctioning. A little more high class than your standard black marketing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You doubt my class? RaN please, I've been wearing a suit this whole time. I should probably get it cleaned. Gimme a sec."

I get my suit cleaned.

"Anyway. Let's go show these rich jackasses just how fancy we can be." I twirl a cane.

 

[Captain Anon]

"right ssssooooo what now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respanw next to the flaming wreckage of my shuttle.
"Dammit that cost me four hundred orphans."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I eventually find the others.
"Sup assholes? See your weapons are gone. Salt, you go golfing? That's cool. Hey Sis, nice to see you. And we're all together for once. Crazy. Anyway, how about we all find a quaint little cafe, and get something to eat, yeah?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh, sounds like a plan sta...uh, Miniman." I say.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...you alright Knife?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Golf club is a weapon, Zomb. We're already under the watch of the law, so we need non-conspicous weapons."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Technically, everything is a weapon. More precisely, everything can be used as a weapon. I meant the conventional weapons."

 

[Saltarius]

"Still, we need to lay low till it's time to fucking kill some dudes."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. So, what we need to do is steal a thing. I think we'll need to split into two groups. One should distract the auctioneers while the other breaks in to wherever the thing is."
I turn to Salt.
"You want inconspicuous weapons? Get some plastic carrier bags and glass bottles. That's a way to choke someone, clubs and, if I put some nitroglycerin in a glass bottle, a grenade disguised as a bottle of water. And you can carry stuff in the carrier bags too."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just saying, blunt instruments are nice. Especially when they help disgusie you as a rich douchebag."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. Well, I'm going to go stock up."
I go looking for a grocery shop.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey Sis, can you get me into this auction? I have an inkling of a plan."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up in bed next to some sorta Space-lobster and a woman with an octopus for a head.
"..."
I look around the room.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I phone Sigma.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pick up my phone and text Trilby.
[Sup?]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We need to retrieve an item for the company Sister and, I suppose, we work for. So, I'm going to do the actual retrieval, and Paddy is going to infiltrate the auction. Anyway, we're going to need you. So, I'm just shopping for supplies. Go find the others, and they'll fill you in."
I pick up some glass bottles of various beverages, some cable ties and a pair of butchers' steak knives.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey Sis, can you get me into this auction? I have an inkling of a plan."

"What?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I said an inkling. I'll explain further when we get in."