Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Inca-that isn't euphemism-speak for dead is it?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why is everyone ignoring me? Fuck all y'all." I phone Salt. "What's happening brother?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh...y'know...things. Don't be dead don't be dead."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who do you want to not be dead? 'Cos I'm pretty alive here."

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...Sis."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"She's tougher than all of us put together Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"EVEN MEN OF STEEL CAN BLEED PADDY."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sis." I grin. "Is no man."

 

[Saltarius]

"Inde-You can't trick me into saying things, the Second."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was trying to make a LotR reference. I guess it didn't work in that way."

 

[Saltarius]

"This ain't gonna be some goddamn Galadriel shit, One Ring temptation and whatnot. Also, I call being Aragorn."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Whatever, Boromir was the best."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, Sean. But anyways, I just hope she's okay, okay?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If we can bullshit our way out of worse things unharmed she, a professional, can get out of this ok."

 

[Saltarius]

"A MAN CAN WORRY CAN'T HE?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah, if he has a good basis for it."

 

[Saltarius]

"You know I worry incessantly about things irrationally. Considering me in general, I am far from rational."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're all far from rational." I pat my pockets. "Oh yeah, I gave up. I'm still in the police station by the way."

 

[Saltarius]

"Making my way there, gradually."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thanks man. I gotta find something to replace smoking."