Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a small bag full of cocaine at the oncoming car.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I leap after Peake, grabbing it from the air. "Oh hell no." I fire a blast of electricity from my gauntlets at the vehicle.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay...attack the oncoming hostile vehicles? Please?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I throw a small bag full of cocaine at the oncoming car.

The bag pops over the windshield, blinding the driver.

He eases off the acceleration and sensibly escapes to the side.

DAMAGE: -2

I leap after Peake, grabbing it from the air. "Oh hell no." I fire a blast of electricity from my gauntlets at the vehicle.

Rubber tires.

You bounce off the windshield at over ninety miles an hour. Yeah, you're not going to survive that.

DAMAGE: -9

Paddy is incapacitated.

"Okay...attack the oncoming hostile vehicles? Please?"

The guns turn and fire on one of the Unimog's, tearing it into scrap.

DAMAGE: -4

 

[Saltarius]

"DOES ANYONE HAVE A FUCKING DECENT WEAPON I COULD USE?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a hammer at Salt.
"Go whack them with that. Or distract them long enough for me to roast them like a load of fucking pork."
I load another phosphorous grenade into my rifle and take cover behind the Challenger.

 

[Saltarius]

"YEAH *****! THERMITE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Terra, please continue firing at those vehicles. Sister, you haven't went back into shock have you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh yeah...she's here isn't she..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"No."

I would. However, there are no more targets available within range.

 

[Saltarius]

"...So they're all dead? Holy shit, I partially accomplished something. And with two rounds to spare."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok, time to switch it up." Knife mutters, emptying his MTs then loading in a pentamer of explosive rounds and firing at the ACP's wheel's. "Knife, your grenade launcher, use it!"
I swear, and fire my grenade launcher at the nearest hostile vehicle.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I peer through the scope of my rifle and look for any other blockades or vehicles on the road.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take an RPG from the pile of hookers in the back of the tank and fire it at the cars.

 

[RaNDM G]

Two men step out of the vehicle and walk toward the Fighters, one carrying the Unimog's .50 cal, the other a SPAS-12 in his hands.

"Ok, time to switch it up." Knife mutters, emptying his MTs then loading in a pentamer of explosive rounds and firing at the ACP's wheel's.

You blow out the APC's wheels.

You're not sure what good that will do. They already pulled over.

I swear, and fire my grenade launcher at the nearest hostile vehicle.

You blow it up good.

I take an RPG from the pile of hookers in the back of the tank and fire it at the cars.

You blow it up real gooood.

I peer through the scope of my rifle and look for any other blockades or vehicles on the road.

A police convoy is headed your way, led by a small army's worth of T-270's.

That magnificent bastard.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I push myself to my feet clutching my head. "Ow. Fuckers." I pull a Molotov cocktail from my bag and light it, spinning it in my hand.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fire the phosphorus grenade directly at the police, then load another. Before I shoot, I draw my revolver and fire at the two men approaching us from the now-destroyed vehicle.

 

[RaNDM G]

I push myself to my feet clutching my head. "Ow. Fuckers." I pull a Molotov cocktail from my bag and light it, spinning it in my hand.

You spin it into the ground, setting yourself aflame.

Fortunately you are already incapacitated, and the party receives no damage.

Burns like Hell though.

I fire the phosphorus grenade directly at the police, then load another. Before I shoot, I draw my revolver and fire at the two men approaching us from the now-destroyed vehicle.

The shot lands squarely on the tank's front. The occupants are unharmed.

You hit the gunner with two rounds square in the chest. They are stopped by his bulletproof vest, failing to stop his advance.

He responds in kind, opening up with his .50 and forcing you into cover.

 

[Knife-28]

"Fuck, guy's we gotta get going." I yell, seeing the police convey. As I look for an undamaged vehicle, Knife takes aim and fires off a full cylinder of explosive rounds at the nearing tank's treads.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have a plan. Just follow my lead, guys."
I holster my revolver and slowly hold my hands up above cover.
"I SURRENDER!"