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For longtime GameFAQs forum users, you may remember the titular Mall Fight, the slapstick forum user war inside the neverending mall. For those who have never heard of this, it's a lot of fun. That's why I'm bringing it to the Escapist.
All users are in a giant mall. The mall stretches on forever, and contains any and every store you can think of (with a few notable exceptions). The goal is simple: have fun while doing horrible, horrible things to your fellow users. There are only a couple rules that ensure everyone continues to have a good time.
1. No gun or knife stores, or stores that carry conventional weapons of any kind. If a store would have a weapon section, that section isn't there. It wouldn't be any fun if you could just go pick up a shotgun, now would it? However, going to the plumbing store and building a potato cannon that shoots bowling balls is an allowable, if uncreative, option.
2. No permanent player death. Kill other players in creative ways as much as you want, they don't stay dead. Thus people can keep playing.
3. No leaving the mall. The doors are locked, and the exterior walls are indestructible.
4. Players are still people. You cannot bend steel, throw people through brick walls, and so on and so forth.
Other than that, have fun.
For longtime GameFAQs forum users, you may remember the titular Mall Fight, the slapstick forum user war inside the neverending mall. For those who have never heard of this, it's a lot of fun. That's why I'm bringing it to the Escapist.
All users are in a giant mall. The mall stretches on forever, and contains any and every store you can think of (with a few notable exceptions). The goal is simple: have fun while doing horrible, horrible things to your fellow users. There are only a couple rules that ensure everyone continues to have a good time.
1. No gun or knife stores, or stores that carry conventional weapons of any kind. If a store would have a weapon section, that section isn't there. It wouldn't be any fun if you could just go pick up a shotgun, now would it? However, going to the plumbing store and building a potato cannon that shoots bowling balls is an allowable, if uncreative, option.
2. No permanent player death. Kill other players in creative ways as much as you want, they don't stay dead. Thus people can keep playing.
3. No leaving the mall. The doors are locked, and the exterior walls are indestructible.
4. Players are still people. You cannot bend steel, throw people through brick walls, and so on and so forth.
Other than that, have fun.
