Mall Fight!

[Aitruis]

I see a....shopping cart....?......whateverIlaunchNGagesatit.

 

[Asciotes]

I run into walmart and grab duct tape.

I then go to miss Tiggywinkles and get a lot of ugly dolls and tape them to myself, that way not only do people not want to go near me, I have a form of armour.

I then run across the mall to Toys'R'Us and get a nerf gun and one of those battery controlled cars. I then go to the hobby store and get a bunch of real darts and tape them to the nerf darts.

Now, I can ride around in my little car, fully armored, shooting darts at people, mentionably Azraellod.

 

[TheSentinel]

I run into a clothing store and grab a trilby hat.

Now that I look awesome, I run into the perfume section, and take out a ligher.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I hastily make for the suit store. I emerge dressed in Victorian era style suit clothing, complete with monocle and top-hat. Considering that I look fucking incredible, I'm free to start barricading myself into a department store (which has food in it as well). I seal off the entrances with the wire fence that comes down from the roof and in addition to that I board it all up with wood and useless clothes so that no-one can see inside.

 

[Sporky111]

Spoiler

Oh, this promises to be fun.

I break into an extreme sports store and grab a grappling line and hook, and strap on a pair of inline skates. I skate out of the store, and smash open a window on the First Prize Hummer, climb in, and hotwire it. High-bass music starts blasting as I start driving around swinging the grappling hook out the window. An flying N-Gage cracks the windshield.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

I go to the hardware section and grab a box of long nails, then I run over to the sports section and ram the nails into a baseball bat. I kill everybody in sight.

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

Now, I can ride around in my little car, fully armored, shooting darts at people, mentionably Azraellod.

Why do you hate me?

My barricades give me enough protection to avoid the darts that are shot at me. I send out the Remote Controlled Lion Mk.3, now with a blowtorch in it's mouth and nails attached to the paws, and attack Asciotes in his car.

 

[sky14kemea]

Spoiler: Randomness~

this sounds like a fun idea

I walk out of the candy store, dodging a flying N-gage. I run back in and grab a box of gobstoppers and set them free in the mall, hoping people will trip over them.

I then run back into the store again and start building a fort out of boxes of jelly beans.

 

[Nukey]

i throw my cash register in the candy store, hoping that it hits someone.

 

[Sam G]

Wow, this may well be the best thread ever...

I run into PC World, grab a monitor and smash it over Excitednuke's head.
I then hurry off to a sports shop, grab a spray-can of deodorant, pull my lighter out of my pocket and dare anyone to attack me.

 

[sky14kemea]

I dodge a flying cash register, but it lands on my foot.
"Ouch!"
I throw a gumball machine back at whoever threw the cash reister at me. And begin building a catapult out of large candy canes and bubblegum.

 

[Sam G]

"Gaah!" The gumball machine misses Excitednuke and hits me in the face. I'm blinded by the broken glass and start going berserk with my makeshift flamethrower, spinning around in a circle while spraying it everywhere.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I look down from the upstairs stores to the bottom floor and see a guy spinning in circles with a homemade flamethrower. I shake my head in disgust. Then a N-Gage lands near my feet. I pick it up and throw it at the lunatic, making him stumble and trip over nearby gobstoppers. I shake my head once again and go on about my business.

 

[Sam G]

I stumble into an office supply store, where I find a swivelly chair and a mop. I then open up a can of office-jousting on some bitches (that is to say, you guys).

 

[Azraellod]

I launch the remote controlled lion Mk. 4, and have it head towards sam g.

This new lion is equipped with a system in it's jaws that completes a circuit when it closes it's jaws, causing electrocution in the person it bites down on.

 

[sky14kemea]

I finish my catapult and start firing out of date Lollipops at people's heads.

I then start filling my backpack with gobstoppers and other hard candies so I can use them as bullets when I get a smaller catapult.

 

[Sam G]

I jam my broom through the roof of the Remote Controlled Lion's mouth, then hop off my chair and scurry away before it explodes.
I run into a nearby GameStation and grab every copy of "Crash of the Titans" I can find, and use them as projectile weapons (having first spat on them).

 

[TheSentinel]

I start lobbing perfume bombs at everyone I see, killing three people. But at least they died smelling great.

 

[SteakHeart]

I appear out of nowhere and gather up all the rope in the mall, making a 3,000 yard long length of Garrote wire used to strangle everyone in the mall.

 

[Sam G]

I grab one of my Crash of the Titans discs and use it to cut through the rope. I then nab some fishing wire, tie two spoons together and make a pair of makeshift nunchucks.