Mall Fight!

[Jedamethis]

I look for a lampost to sing in the rain with

 

[Nukey]

i chase down sam g and impale him with my broken buss saw, then throw him at Sirbryghtside

 

[Sam G]

I get thrown at SirBryghtside. I stand up, rip one of his arms off, and wield it like a weapon, beating Jedamethis with it.

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

I run into Tesco at my local mall. Grab a cart and ride shotgun until I hit the shelves. Then I put the cart back on its wheels. Repeat.

Oh and by the way. The floor is now lava, so I jump from one cash point on another.

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

(DAMN YOU AZAELLROD!)

And now you cant even spell my name right. It's A-z-r-a-e-l-l-o-d

And don't blame me for paying attention in chemistry lessons.

My lion returns to me with hammers, nails, several drills, and a chainsaw, as well as the stuffed alligators. I then send it out to attack whoever it encounters first by biting down on their arm with it's clamp-like jaws.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

You are all now flooded halfway in water from the sprinklers.

 

[Nukey]

my wooden power armor floats

"hah take that *****!" i shout out in excitement

i swim over towards malevolent stranger and beat is skull in with the broken buzz saw fists.

 

[Jedamethis]

I wake up in a trenchcoat and hat, with one arm, and halfway through the wall of the music section.

I march to the plumbing and metalworks and fashion myself a bionic arm.
And merrily swing about the rafters!

 

[SteakHeart]

I see you running there and shout, "THE CAKE IS A LIE!!" to you, making you so sad you choke yourself with the bandages.

 

[Ren3004]

Hearing weird noises from outside the department store, I look around to see a mob fighting in the mall. I quickly go back inside, grab a broom and start spinning it around, while humming Duel of Fates from the Star Wars soundtrack.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Among the madness, i walk past the fighting mob a take a seat on a bench, and watch the mass mayhem, deciding to fight only if my life is endangered.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Well, so much for being a pacifist" I think to myself, throwing the unconscious body into a garbage can. I then pull out the two novelty energy swords and charge headfirst into battle.

 

[Cargando]

I crawl out from under the benches where I've been hiding and run into the gardening shop to find a flowerpot helmet.

 

[BlackJack47]

Well, I've finished my ice-cream, now to head to the sports store...BlackJack wants a bat

 

[sky14kemea]

I crawl out of the vent with my backpack, and throw gobstoppers everywhere again.
"Bwahahahahah!" I give out an evil laugh and jump into a nearby fountian, emptying tubes of sherbert into the water.

 

[Ren3004]

I'm now halfway down the path to the restaurant area, having left behind me a trail of mildly bruised corpses. Unfortunately, I hit myself in the head with my broom, leaving me unconscious on the floor.

 

[Jedamethis]

I leap into the fountain and drink the sherbertyness!
then I start swinging Sky about with my new bionic arm

 

[sky14kemea]

I scream as Jedamethis swings me around, until he lets go and I go flying into the nearest store. Which luckily is a cuddly toy store.

I crash into a giant panda, giving it a big hug.

 

[Jedamethis]

I curse as Sky is safely thrown onto a panda. Then I pounce on her

 

[Pm0n3y]

After bonking random people on the head with my swords, i get bored and push my way out of the crowd, deciding to go window shop for awhile. on my way, i pass a toy store and see Sky and Jeda tussling around a bunch of teddy bears.

"What the hell? Are they...doing it?" i think, confused at the sight before me.

"Hey you two! get a room!" i yell, before going about my business.