Mall Fight!
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I continue to scout out with my recently acquired firearms, in search of the one who released the cable and no- Wait...
*Whiff Whiff*
Is that.... Spaghetti? FOOD!
*Runs and drops everything in his possession.*
Oh, hey, a restaurant! And FOOD!
*Runs in*
Oh, hey, a nice and comfy sofa.... [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.150020?page=3#3531558]
*Whiff Whiff*
Is that.... Spaghetti? FOOD!
*Runs and drops everything in his possession.*
Oh, hey, a restaurant! And FOOD!
*Runs in*
Oh, hey, a nice and comfy sofa.... [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.150020?page=3#3531558]
AH AH, my plan worked wonders... Just as COR 2000 sits on the sofa, I reach out, holding a mustard bottle I had previously grabbed from a fast food restaurant. COR cries in pain as a jet of mustard hits his left eye. I then grab a spaghetti string from his plate and start strangling him with it.
I LOL at Ren's attempt to use a strand of spaghetti as an effective garrote, then drop from the ceiling and stab him in the back of the head with a screwdriver. I then run away really quickly to a sports supply store, grab a skateboard and a golf club, and, wielding the club like a katana, come skating out and batter anyone I happen to skate past.
"AHHHRGGGGGH, MY HEAD!". And it was a brand new one... I run over to the pharmacy, where I search for some meds. After cleaning the wound with alcohol, I search for some bandages. Not being able to find clean ones, I grab some used bandages that were on the floor.
With my head now bandaged, I go back to the food court and grab some supplies: coke and mentos.
With those in hand, I go to the top floor and look at the people fighting beneath me. I then drop the mentos into the bottle and drop my makeshift grenade into the mob below.
With those in hand, I go to the top floor and look at the people fighting beneath me. I then drop the mentos into the bottle and drop my makeshift grenade into the mob below.
I push Jed off of me and yell "Pervert!"
I run back to the fountain and complete my mini bomb. the fountains water turns into foamy sherbert, which affects all the water supply.
I run back to the fountain and complete my mini bomb. the fountains water turns into foamy sherbert, which affects all the water supply.
In the process of battling Jed, I'm suddenly overcome by a great thirst. I run off to a water fountain to drink summat, but before I can get there I suddenly have to jump out of the way to avoid a mentos grenade. I flip off my skateboard and fling it upwards at whoever dropped the grenade.
My coke/mentos grenade falls on the sherbert and explodes. Since scientists have been too busy trying to make flying cars or something, no one knew that when coke and mentos are mixed with sherbert, the result is picric acid. Spreading through the water supply, this causes all of the toilets and sinks in the mall to explode violently, killing several hundred people.
*evil laugh*
I make my escape through a vent on the wall, narrowly dodging a skateboard. Sheesh, be more careful!
*evil laugh*
I make my escape through a vent on the wall, narrowly dodging a skateboard. Sheesh, be more careful!
I also laugh as my sherbet bomb is brought to life, then flee to the cuddly toy store again. I make myself a huge suit of armour from bits of cuddly panda's.
I dodge SirBryghtside's first lightsaber attack and grab a blaster. Unfortunately for my, deflecting blaster bolts is as easy as it looks in the movies. My bandages are hit and fall to the floor.
Taking advantage of this distraction, I grab my own lightsaber (purple) and proceed down the vent.
Taking advantage of this distraction, I grab my own lightsaber (purple) and proceed down the vent.
