Mall Fight!

[Jedamethis]

I slip away from Bryghtside and hide under the bed
you'd be surprised how little people look under beds

I watch as a panda walks about and throw knives at it

 

[Ren3004]

"SirBryghtside, we meet again. Last time I was the apprentice, now, I am the master". I power up my saber, slash the remains of the bed, and jump at SirBryghtside, but a cuddly panda grabs me mid-jump.

 

[Jedamethis]

I smash my bionic elbow into the floor and drop down into the basement, then scurry away into the darkness...

 

[Randomologist]

I head to the bookstore, and pick up a hefty book about McGyver's exploits and adventures. I pick up a small piece of chain, some tacks, a powerful rubber band and an empty can of Coke and set to work. I make a complicated little doohickey that doesn't do anything at all. Then I hit people over the head with the book. Who says words cannot hurt you?

 

[Ren3004]

I try to free myself from the panda's clutch, but it's proving harder than I thought. I finally manage to stab it in the stomach and the panda's head, falls off, revealing it's actally sky14kemea.

I yell "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

 

[Nukey]

i charge ren3004 with my power armor and beat his skull in with my buzz saw fists.

 

[Ren3004]

Putting aside my quarrel with SirBryghtside, I reach my hand to help him out of the hole.

 

[Ren3004]

"TRAITOR". Well, might as well deal with this. I aim my saber at Jedamethis's face.

 

[Ren3004]

I kill Jedamethis and get out of the basement, catch up with Bryghtside and grab Kemea's body.

"I shall be the one to revive her!!!"

 

[Ren3004]

I realize my mistake too late. Sky comes to life as a radioactive girl... I must get her to the sherbety fountain before it's too late.


However, my plan is interrupted by Jedamethis's bionic arm grabbing my lightsaber.

 

[TheSentinel]

I use explosive telportation to kill sam g by teleporting into him.

 

[Ren3004]

Leaving behind my lightsaber, I run with Kemea to the sherbety fountain. YES... She's healed... considering she was trying to kill me, this might not have been a good idea.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Before SirBS could fight with his arm, i punt it, sending halfway across the mall.

"Ha Ha, no arm for you!" I say, running away from the fuming SirBS.

 

[Ren3004]

Running away from the recently revived Kemea, and realizing I lost my lightsaber, I turn my rage to Pm0n3y. I throw a mento that I had forgotten in the bottom of the package at him, breaking his nose.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I writhe in pain from the strike, and fall to the ground, watching Ren laugh at my misfortune. I then snap it back in place without a second thought. Ren is astonished.

"Oh shit." he says

As i get up i boot him the midsection, making him double over in pain. Before he could recover, i kick him in the face, the force of my kick times backwards momentum makes him do a complete backflip. He lands on the ground with a bloodied nose.

"There, i think that makes us even" I say, turning my back to him and walking away.

 

[Ren3004]

Ah, but you made a fatal mistake. I reach into my pocket and grab the screwdriver I had been stabbed with before, sneak up behind Pm0n3y and stab him in the back. As he falls to the ground, I kick his face and yell

"NO ONE BREAKS MY FUCKING NOSE!"

I go back to the pharmacy, in order to find some cotton balls, but I pass out from blood loss.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

You're flooded up to your necks, Malevolent is sitting in an airtight closet with a vent on the ceiling, listening to the Jeepers Creepers song.

 

[Sam G]

I respawn about 5 feet above Sky and Bryghtside, holding a microwave oven. I smash Sky over the head with it, then flip it open, ram it on Bryghtside's head and switch it on, causing him to explode.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Before they could strike down sam, i respawn next to him

"hey sam, need some help?" i say nonchalantly, while pulling out my energy swords.

 

[Claymorez]

I run into the ascension store before anyone else where you become God, then I seal the store and others like it within the mall so no other can have my almighty powers or get in such a store and stand against me, and then I'd get an ice cream and a German shepherd, sit and pretend to be a beggar and the next idiot who is rude to me is in for a very "hot surprise" if you get my meaning!