Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours (aka: GTA irl)

[ElPatron]

He was also reportedly crying while doing so.

This was probably a Jason Statham movie. He was forced to do this because reasons.

 

[tendaji]

My favorite part about whole thing is that the guy's bond is only 180 grand. Surely committing ten felonies as fast as he did warrants a higher bail. This story made my day.

It's because he hasn't been charged with everything that he's done so far.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The guy even looks like someone who would be a potential GTA character. This was hilarious; I especially liked the part that took place in the Hotel's Law Office. This is the first time in a while a news article had me laughing out loud.

 

[krashash]

I could run down my street stealing everyone's mail . . . Doing that, I'm estimating that I could commit 100+ felonies in an hour.

 

[Terminate421]

I think he had cancer and wanted to do that spree before he died. Made my day

 

[Guardian of Nekops]

I could run down my street stealing everyone's mail . . . Doing that, I'm estimating that I could commit 100+ felonies in an hour.

True, but they'd all be different counts of the same felony, which is boring. Now, if you start throwing Moltov coctails out the window and, uh, screaming death threats about the President as you went, THEN you'd have something.

 

[Dr Jones]

Are there any more details? This is incredibly interesting

 

[lRookiel]

What an absolute hero. I mean wow he didn't kill anyone at least, all he did was just go on a Crazy spree!

I love it!

 

[Nuke_em_05]

I kinda want to come up with $180K just to see what he does next...

Hehe, captcha: "fool's paradise"

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

He is going to be treated like a king in prison. Everyone's going to want to hear his insane tale.

I feel like there's a point at which you know you're going to jail, and it's best just to make sure it's something impressive.

"What are you in for?"

*Maniacal cackling*

You know what I'm doing right now as I type this?

Cackling maniacally.

You're awesome. And choking on red wine REALLY clears out the sinuses.

 

[Kuroneko97]

The guys face is to long for a shaved head. He looks fucking ugly, god damn't. He looks like one of the goombas from the god awful Mario bros Movie.

OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!