Man claims to not have eaten or drank anything in seventy years

[JayJayinMay]

POPPYCOCK!

Eh,shnnanigans was taken.

 

[Timotei]

I say lock him in a room for a week. If he survives that long, he could possibly be telling the truth. If not, it's a rather valuable lesson that saying stupid shit like that is waste of everyone's time.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I read this a week or so ago. Didn't believe it then. Still don't believe it.

 

[ethaninja]

I've lasted more then a month without drinking water and I'm fine. So I think that whole 3 day thing is bull.

While I highly doubt your claim, the 3 days thing is more a guideline anyway. Mostly to emphasize to people that in a survival situation, you need to think about getting water first. Actual duration depends on climate, activity level, personal health, and stored water levels, and probably some other factors I'm forgetting or don't even know about.

Hmm. Well I live in eastern Australia. I'm carnivorous. Oh, I drink a lot of coke. Would that surfice for water? Because I haven't had any actual water in literaly months. I don't do much exercise though, so that might be why.

Son... I am disappoint. Just look at the ingredients of Coke... I don't know how you could make such a silly comment.

Son, It was more of a question.. hence why I said would that surfice? Jesus christ, I've gotten so many comments thinking I'm braging about it or something. Perhaps next time I'll do a little research or something if that makes everyone feel better?

 

[ethaninja]

I've lasted more then a month without drinking water and I'm fine. So I think that whole 3 day thing is bull.

No you haven't. I'm sorry, but you haven't. It's biologically impossible.

Fucking hell, I'm only going to say this one last time. I haven't been drinking pure water. And according to the other 50 people who have told me, it's the bicarbonated water in the Coke that passess for my water intake. So please... STFU

 

[Sammi Costello]

I've lasted more then a month without drinking water and I'm fine. So I think that whole 3 day thing is bull.

No you haven't. I'm sorry, but you haven't. It's biologically impossible.

Fucking hell, I'm only going to say this one last time. I haven't been drinking pure water. And according to the other 50 people who have told me, it's the bicarbonated water in the Coke that passess for my water intake. So please... STFU

So in other words, you did drink water. Oh sure, it wasn't "pure" water, but it was still water (water is kind of an important part of coke). Sure, you can get me on the technicality, "Ah, but it wasn't WATER, and I said I didn't drink WATER," and I'll get you on the technicality, "Water is a large constituant part of coke. You did drink water, there were just other things in it."