Man, how much does that hurt?!?

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I saw a cyclist get hit by a taxi, which was fortunately was at low speeds, and I think the cyclist didn't even break anything. Was one of those weird moments where everything seems to go in slow motion.

Also, hearing frogs scream. Actual high-pitch screaming. That is pretty disturbing.
 

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Watching my friends reactions when the car we were all in flipped upside down and spun. I was the only one not wearing a seat belt and ended up on the ceiling of the car and got to watch everyone's face upside down. I wasn't driving, and was high as a kite, but I still vividly remember the terror in all their faces.

On the plus side, I was the least injured out of the group. All I had was some bruising. Everyone else got bad whiplash and cuts.
 

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Kedcom said:
I don't believe you. Getting someone fired is one thing, even getting him evicted, but then getting them hooked on drugs? You need help if that's true.
It was a terrible thing to do I know and I still have the pain of sadness and regret in the back of my mind. And why would I be stupid for posting it on a public forum? Someone I know might read it and try to screw me? I deserve whatever it is life throws at me next. If hell exists Im going to it and I accept it. I also know that I need help. And I wish people would stop praising me for it. They've never felt guilt like I have and I hope that they never do.
 

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Okay, no more islamic beheadings. already have 2 posts like that, so from now on it has to have happened to someone you saw personally. besides that, i don't want to have anyone mention Saddam's hanging. Thank you.
 

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The_Angry_Haruhist said:
Exactly what is so awesome and funny about ruining another person's life?
I wish I knew. There is nothing funny or even slightly entertaining in my actions.
 

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my friend got hit in the head with a baseball bat......it was funny until he couldnt stand up
 

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magnuslion said:
my friends and I were fighting with whalebone weapons ((pvc pipe padded and duct taped)) in extremely cold weather. the weapons started to harden but we were all having fun and running on youth and adrenaline. I rushed my friend chris and slashed him across the ribs at the same time as he slammed a two hander down on top of my head. his sword shattered. razor sharp shards of pvc went everywhere, including the odd dozen that embedded in my head. I woke up, stood up, and blood was running down my face and neck from a dozen places.
as a side note, at the hospital, the had to use actual pliers to pull a shard out of my skull.
sorry, it doesn't count. read the catch i have posted.
 

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theflyingpeanut said:
Jester Lord said:
Xero Scythe said:
Jester Lord said:
I both watched and caused the mental, emotional, and physical breakdown of a grown man.
dude, if you're gonna post something like that, at least say how you did it.
He pissed me off (he did something bad to me okay!) so I destroyed his life. Friends in law enforcement and drug addicted relatives can go a long way. Anyway, I (with some assistance) made him lose his job, apartment, assets and money. He then got severely depressed and turned to drugs which I had a relative supply him with. After he got hooked I stopped the supply and any money hes gotten his hands on since then has gone to drugs so he can get his fix. I felt good for awhile, then bad, but I am now indifferent.
And it's happened. We have, right here, found the most terrifying person on the escapist.
I salute you, if only to keep you happy.

As for pain, I once saw someone get hit by a bus. Looked pretty painful.
oh trust me, he's bad, but not the worst. he is about 250 people away from the top.
 

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Jester Lord said:
Xero Scythe said:
Jester Lord said:
I both watched and caused the mental, emotional, and physical breakdown of a grown man.
dude, if you're gonna post something like that, at least say how you did it.
He pissed me off (he did something bad to me okay!) so I destroyed his life. Friends in law enforcement and drug addicted relatives can go a long way. Anyway, I (with some assistance) made him lose his job, apartment, assets and money. He then got severely depressed and turned to drugs which I had a relative supply him with. After he got hooked I stopped the supply and any money hes gotten his hands on since then has gone to drugs so he can get his fix. I felt good for awhile, then bad, but I am now indifferent.
Sir, remind me never to piss you off. I don't want that to happen to me.
 

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Jester Lord said:
Xero Scythe said:
Jester Lord said:
I both watched and caused the mental, emotional, and physical breakdown of a grown man.
dude, if you're gonna post something like that, at least say how you did it.
He pissed me off (he did something bad to me okay!) so I destroyed his life. Friends in law enforcement and drug addicted relatives can go a long way. Anyway, I (with some assistance) made him lose his job, apartment, assets and money. He then got severely depressed and turned to drugs which I had a relative supply him with. After he got hooked I stopped the supply and any money hes gotten his hands on since then has gone to drugs so he can get his fix. I felt good for awhile, then bad, but I am now indifferent.
If your serious you are an absolute dick. You totally fucked up his life.
 

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lax4life said:
I fractured both of my ankles and then I was forced to hike up an entire FUCKING MOUNTAIN with lots of FUCKING ROCKS.
HOLY F%CK !

as for me.....

Maybe that scene from Saw 3 where that guy has each of his limbs twisted off one by one then his neck is last. I was Grabbing my arms making sure they were still attached and felt like they were very fragile.

or maybe when you see a jail movie and it's the part where someone drops the soap...

(goes to corner in fetul postion) THE HORROR !
 

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Jester Lord said:
Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
your serious you are an absolute dick. You totally fucked up his life
You think I don't know that? Im trying to help him out.
You may be trying to help him now but you did completely ruin his life in the first place. I can't imagine what he did to you that was so bad that made you turn him a drug addict and lose his apartment. Either you are joking which makes you an idiot or you are serious which makes you an evil arsehole
 

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Jester Lord said:
Irridium said:
The fuck did he do to warrent that kind of punishment?!
In hindsight, nothing. I let my emotions take over and did a terrible thing that I hope to never do again.
So he did nothing and your emotions took control of you for what I guess was quite a long time and you wrecked his life?

I don't really believe that story but if it's true...

Wow.
 

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Woodsey said:
Jester Lord said:
Irridium said:
The fuck did he do to warrent that kind of punishment?!
In hindsight, nothing. I let my emotions take over and did a terrible thing that I hope to never do again.
So he did nothing and your emotions took control of you for what I guess was quite a long time and you wrecked his life?

I don't really believe that story but if it's true...

Wow.
No he did something. I meant that what he did (almost killed me) was not bad enough for me to do what I did.