man pees on terrorist, earns medal

[Teddy Roosevelt]

America legalized marijuana, stops trying to be the 'world police'.

People Cease Bashing US for Upholding Authority of UN Purpose

Seriously, though...

Russia Suffers Largest Heat Wave in Human History

 

[mb16]

America wins a world sport
(you know football or cricket or something)

for something more relevant
GAMES SHOWN NOT TO GIVE VIOLENT TENANCY'S
or anything that show video games (or the internet) in a positive light

or...
FOX news reports on something with no bias

 

[omicron1]

Congress Votes for 20% Pay Cut

To Congress or teachers?

To Congress, of course. When do you ever see people voting to cut other people's pay?

"'Anonymous' Post Their Members' Names, Addresses on Wikileaks"

 

[Leg End]

America legalized marijuana, stops trying to be the 'world police'.

People Cease Bashing US for Upholding Authority of UN Purpose

Seriously, though...

Russia Suffers Largest Heat Wave in Human History

Well, considering they just had a fuckload of fires... yeah.

OT: "Theodore Roosevelt Rises From Dead, Says He Was Just Pretending".

Wait... that is act- OH SHI-

 

[Skuffyshootster]

People Cease Bashing US for Upholding Authority of UN Purpose

Seriously, though...

Russia Suffers Largest Heat Wave in Human History

Despite popular opinion, Russia can get pretty damn hot in the summer.

That's the only thing I learned from Crime and Punishment.

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

Studies show people don't care about our studies and we're wasting their money! News at 11

 

[AssassinJoe]

Jesus returns! Calls everyone an idiot.

 

[Leg End]

Congress Votes for 20% Pay Cut

To Congress or teachers?

To Congress, of course. When do you ever see people voting to cut other people's pay?

Umm... you'd be surprised...


OT: "FBI Agents Arrested On Child Pornography Charges".

Actually, that's not that far from the truth...

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

America wins a world sport
(you know football or cricket or something)

for something more relevant
GAMES SHOWN NOT TO GIVE VIOLENT TENANCY'S
or anything that show video games (or the internet) in a positive light

America wins at war pretty damn consistently... But that's about it.

 

[Gilhelmi]

I don't need to make one up
http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1242885695307-570x733.jpg
yes it's real.

I wonder where I can read that story? hint hint

That is awesome btw. If I did that my local paper would run the same headline.

 

[icame]

"Canada hit with heat wave. All of their houses melt. UN sends replacement Igloo's"

(I'm Canadian.)

 

[Bobbity]

Australia becomes world centre for culture and science.

 

[omicron1]

Congress Votes for 20% Pay Cut

To Congress or teachers?

To Congress, of course. When do you ever see people voting to cut other people's pay?

Umm... you'd be surprised...


OT: "FBI Agents Arrested On Child Pornography Charges".

Actually, that's not that far from the truth...

You noticed my air of intentional sarcasm, right?





"Dolphins Stage Impromptu Song&Dance Routine Offshore, Then Vanish; Experts Baffled."



"CNN Says Mass-Murderer Inspired by Tolkein's 'The Hobbit'"

 

[chstens]

Sarah Palin reveals true self, "Just a pitbull with make-up" says experts.

 

[Drakmeire]

snip

I wonder where I can read that story? hint hint

That is awesome btw. If I did that my local paper would run the same headline.

here's an abridged version of the story
http://urngarden.com/cremationblog/2007/07/04/my-hero-alex-mcilveen/
and here's a more humorous take on the incident
http://www.cracked.com/article/79_the-5-most-embarrassing-failures-in-history-terrorism_p2
#1

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

"Canada hit with heat wave. All of their houses melt. UN sends replacement Igloo's"

(I'm Canadian.)

I want a replacement Igloo... Stupid Calgary, with it's wooden houses

America bans Canadian beef, Canada burns down White House again in response

This is what I call a Win/Win: We get more beef, they have less to brag about. ^^

 

[TheTaco007]

"Man's attempts to get in headlines FOILED!"

ROFL. Win.

"Loch-ness Monster stars in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?'"

 

[Leg End]

Congress Votes for 20% Pay Cut

To Congress or teachers?

To Congress, of course. When do you ever see people voting to cut other people's pay?

Umm... you'd be surprised...


OT: "FBI Agents Arrested On Child Pornography Charges".

Actually, that's not that far from the truth...

You noticed my air of intentional sarcasm, right?





"Dolphins Stage Impromptu Song&Dance Routine Offshore, Then Vanish; Experts Baffled."



"CNN Says Mass-Murderer Inspired by Tolkein's 'The Hobbit'"

It is hard to tell sarcasm from light trolling. My apologies. (Not saying you are a trollololol)

OT: Not that far from the truth.
Also not that far from the truth. If they can pin suicides on D&D, they can sure as hell pin mass-murder on Teh Hobbit.