man pees on terrorist, earns medal

[The-Bad-Blooded]

'Offer made by Crime Family, unrefuseable'

 

[omicron1]

"Local Woman Claims Her Movie Tickets 'Turned Into Diamonds Right Before My Eyes!'"

Last one.

"Cats Write Manifesto, Threaten to Destroy New York Unless Libelous Images Removed From Internet."

 

[WanderingFool]

Activision Declares itself its own Sovereign State, making COD official Sport.

Bush still cant find the Middle East on the bloody map.

 

[IronicBeet]

Old Spice Guy admits desire for a sex change, wants to be called "Sweet Sugar Girl". This and more at 11.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"Young boy arrested for animal abuse and, staged fights: Claims to be a 'Master'"

"Darkness Falls as Sun disappears"

"Dead Rise as first Morgue Opens on Moon"

 

[IronicBeet]

"Ireland Killed in Drunk Driving Accident"

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

"Guy Gets His Nipple Bitten Off By A Beaver"

I wonder if anyone on his website has taken their head out of their ass long enough to know what I'm referring to?

that's not a very nice thing to say

 

[omicron1]

Never mind.

"Fox Renews Firefly for Ninth Season, Cancels Simpsons."

 

[Leg End]

"Guy Gets His Nipple Bitten Off By A Beaver"

I wonder if anyone on his website has taken their head out of their ass long enough to know what I'm referring to?

Insulting your fellow Escapees is just uncalled for. And yes, we get the reference.

All I could find. Couldn't get the exact video.

 

[Leg End]

Duke Nukem Forever is actually coming out.
Wait...

Don't jinx us!
OT: "Duke Nukem Forever Development Handed Over To Valve, Delayed Until After Release Of Half-Life 2: Episode 3".

 

[Motti]

I'm disappointed, that title would make an awesome story.

On topic: card games played on motorcycles, franchise dies as a result

 

[omicron1]

"Local Mattress Salesman Receives Nobel Prize, Nobody Quite Sure Why"

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Brown Bear makes off with Picnic baskets."

 

[rabidmidget]

Teenager mugged within a block of an arcade, Supreme Court bans all videogames.

 

[kikon9]

"Newspapers are no longer selling enough to buy i-"

 

[Yomandude]

George Carlin joke: "Welcome Wagon Kills Newcomer"
"MacGyver flies to moon; uses only bubble gum"

 

[Ldude893]

"Man invents Self-Replicating Toaster, Destroys Alaska"

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

"New historical discovery shocks Christians world wide, Jesus had a twin sister!"

or

"Local man wins Nobel prize for chronic masturbating"

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Jesus Born in second coming. World Rejoices, WBC protests.

You know if it happened they would do it, for "Idol Warship" or some stupid shit.