man pees on terrorist, earns medal

[The Last Hunter]

North Korea calls for peace, "Fo' Realz" says Pyongyang

Man discovers beating heart in Statue of Liberty

 

[solar065]

'Man bludgeons pensioner to death with frozen dog'

Don't ask...I'm quite tired.

 

[HT_Black]

"CONGRESS DOES A SENSIBLE THING. NATION IN SHOCK!"
"Heralds the end of Democracy", says former lobbyist.
The scene in Washington was one of turmoil and panic today, as the house of congress unanimously voted to stop running America into the ground. Our reporters attempted to contact the speaker of house for a statement, but he was too busy kicking the Ford board of directors in the nads. More on this as the story progresses.

 

[Double A]

France starts war, thousands of Germans dead. Switzerland comments: "We helped."

 

[zombiejoe]

The End of Days is upon us, get naked now!

 

[Agrael]

Kim Jon ill rickrolled by anonymous, declares war. Anonymous responds "Hu mad son?"

I will frame this, good sir.

God appears before everyone - apologizes for genocide(s), claiming that ''Cocaine is a helluva drug''

 

[Dr Snakeman]

"Prothean Beacon Found in Idaho. Local Farmer Claims Ownership Rights, Patents Element Zero."

Oh, god, you just got me daydreaming. If that happened, I would drop to my knees and cry. The only headline more awesome?

150 New Species of Super-Powered Animal Discovered; Experts Calling Them 'Pokemon'

 

[jojoemon]

"Guy Gets His Nipple Bitten Off By A Beaver"

I wonder if anyone on his website has taken their head out of their ass long enough to know what I'm referring to?

Numerous Forum Posters Found With Heads Inside Their Respective Asses; Not Amused.

 

[Worgen]

Texas succeeds from itself

I think my favorite part of that is that it could really happen, in the tx constitution there is a provision that allows the state to break into 5 different parts

 

[Azaraxzealot]

FLASH!
xbox 360 had hidden capabilities that put it far above any gaming console for the next 10 years! Red rings still possible.

 

[lacktheknack]

New Designer Jeans Set Man on Fire, Man Described as Being "Too Hot"

 

[euro2019]

Terrorist Chat Intercepted During World of Warcraft Guild Raid, SerenityNOW Guild Arrested

 

[Megacherv]

I don't need to make one up
http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1242885695307-570x733.jpg
yes it's real.

Was that from the Glasgow airport attacks?

That's glorious

 

[McNinja]

"Wandering Wallabies Whack Wanted Wrongdoer, Win Nobel Peace Prize"

or maybe

"Aliens Invade, Stare Luridly at Daughters"

Massive, MASSIVE cookie for reference.

 

[badgersprite]

World Peace Declared. Film At Eleven.

 

[ZapperX]

Recent studies show greater percentage of football players turning gay than broadway actors.