Manly Feats Of Manliness

[Blueruler182]

I once wrestled a bear.

The animal, not the chubby homosexual.

Oh cool, then I'm not ninja'd... Wait...

Manliest? Well, I tend to lift heavy shit. At least, that's the job people give me. Manliest thing I've ever done is probably jump to save a pregnant woman and a little girl from drowning in bad waters. I say "jumping" because it turned out the woman was a fantastic swimmer, they were swimming with a guy who was part of the coast guard (I didn't know), and the girl was wearing a life vest, so the actual act of holding the girl above water for half an hour was muted by the very little need of it...

 

[searron]

I don't know, I need to do it to become a life gaurd. I wasn't worrying about time, more about not drowning, because I had quit a pack a day smoking habbit a week before doing the swimming mile.

that seams like it would change your priorities a bit

why did you become a lifeguard?

I worked at a summer camp one year, and the director said "Hey, do you want to be a life gaurd." I decided, what the hell. Being a life guard is much more preferable to playing in the pool with the kids. Esp since all the girls had crushes on me, and it being America, made it very dangerous for me.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

The manliest thing I have ever done is eat an entire large pizza. Or and dislodge about a dozen frozen potted plants with nothing but a shovel. In the dead of winter. On the great plains. While having sex with fifty women. And wrestling a bear.

[sub]two of these are lies, guess which ones and get a free internet cookie![/sub]

 

['orrible-Troll]

I set myself on fire while drinking heavily and playing guitar hero. True story, perhaps the best party of my life!

EDIT: You didn't eat an entire large pizza! Also, it is impossible to freeze a pot-plant. Do I win a cookie nao?

 

[searron]

The manliest thing I have ever done is eat an entire large pizza. Or and dislodge about a dozen frozen potted plants with nothing but a shovel. In the dead of winter. On the great plains. While having sex with fifty women. And wrestling a bear.

[sub]two of these are lies, guess which ones and get a free internet cookie![/sub]

Is it the frozen plants, and the middle of winter part?

Yes! I knew it.
OT: I slept in a teepee on the great plains in august, and the nights were cold, I can't imagine the winter.

 

[Luftwaffles]

I can split an apple in half with my hands?

 

[CloggedDonkey]

The manliest thing I have ever done is eat an entire large pizza. Or and dislodge about a dozen frozen potted plants with nothing but a shovel. In the dead of winter. On the great plains. While having sex with fifty women. And wrestling a bear.

[sub]two of these are lies, guess which ones and get a free internet cookie![/sub]

Is it the frozen plants, and the middle of winter part?

And the winters suck massive balls. It's too cold to do anything, so you just sit there, slowly going mad, and even when it does get warm, all of the snow and ice melts, and come morning the ice has all frozen and you can't drive or you'll probably crash, as not even our two hundred plus snow plows can go out on the ice, and the worst part: THEY NEVER CANCEL THE SCHOOLS EVER, EVEN IF THERE'S A FUCKING BOMB THREAT!

 

[searron]

Here's a another good one. I don't know if this counts as manly, or just plain awesome.

So I only have one ex that doesn't like me. At the time she was dating my then girlfriends ex. Fun little triangle there. So my ex decides to try to convince my current girlfriend that she shouldn't date me for 3 reasons: 1. I may or may not be an alcoholic. (anyone who knew me at the time, even casually, knew that I drank alot) 2. I am an asshole. (This also went without saying, I never tried to hide my terrible and twisted sense of humor) 3. I am really good in bed. (If that's the worst thing an ex that despises me can say, I think I'm pretty much set)

My girlfriend of the time shows me me this, and asks me, "So, Jim, is she trying to get me to break up with you or sleep with you?"

 

[Aur0ra145]

Shot a whole 30 round clip out of an AK-47 from the hip.

Dual wielded .22 Lr pistols and lit up a target plate @ 10 yards.

Run-n-gun with an AR-15 through the desert with a H&K USP .40S&W as secondary.

Shot and killed a deer, then gutted it with a knife in the field, and ate it.

Cooked bacon over and open fire.

Ran up a mountain with a Bowie knife.

Shot 1000 rounds of ammo in one day during quick-draw drills.

Wired a house for electricity.

Cried at the end of Saving Private Ryan.

Cooked a steak on the grill.

Learned how to play the harmonica.

Went camping in the desert.

Carried telephone poles a large distance.

Split wood with a maul.

Carried rocks up a hill.

Get irrationally angry at insignificant things.

Made furniture.

Plus alot of other stuff...

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I cried when Radio found out his mom died....BECAUSE SHOWING FEELINGS AND BEING ABLE TO CRY IS MANLY! No matter what anyone says

 

[NickIsCool]

I don't know, I need to do it to become a life gaurd. I wasn't worrying about time, more about not drowning, because I had quit a pack a day smoking habbit a week before doing the swimming mile.

that seams like it would change your priorities a bit

why did you become a lifeguard?

I worked at a summer camp one year, and the director said "Hey, do you want to be a life gaurd." I decided, what the hell. Being a life guard is much more preferable to playing in the pool with the kids. Esp since all the girls had crushes on me, and it being America, made it very dangerous for me.

well... that would be awkward

and really bad cause your in america

 

[Chamale]

I ripped a phone book in half.

I jumped into a river, grabbed a trout, and jumped out.

I karate chopped a two-by-four into little pieces.

I swam 2 kilometers across a bay and got sucked into river rapids at the end of it.

I lost my speech notes and spoke to an audience of hundreds from memory.


Teddy Roosevelt did all of those things* with a bullet in his chest wall.

*Alright, technically, he didn't lose his speech notes. He had them, but they had 2 bullet holes and were covered in blood. He began his speech with, "I don't know whether you fully understand that I've just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose".

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

For all your manly actions, please refer to the MANtage:
My manliest action would be climbing the roof of my parents house when I was three years old. (Apparently, I don't even remember it.)

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I cried when Radio found out his mom died....BECAUSE SHOWING FEELINGS AND BEING ABLE TO CRY IS MANLY! No matter what anyone says

..That is the manliest thing one could ever do, man! EVER! /serious

Also, breaking the back bumper off a truck with my foot. OOH-RAH!

 

[Veldaroth]

For all your manly actions, please refer to the MANtage:
My manliest action would be climbing the roof of my parents house when I was three years old. (Apparently, I don't even remember it.)

Aww,you beat me to it. I was totally gonna post the MANtage...

 

[Yarggg]

Losing your shirt and not giving a shit

 

[SirDeadly]

Juggled fire

 

[NickIsCool]

Also, breaking the back bumper off a truck with my foot. OOH-RAH!

oh yea, i forgot to say that i fixed the back bumper of my pickup with a swift kick of straightening. it was bent out at a weird angle when i got it