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Kriptonite

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God of War Series perhaps? Big muscley man with huge swords killing hordes of enemies. That might be manly enough.
 

Woodsey

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CanOfBeans said:
gears or war 1 and 2 , why you ask? the lancer, its a big machine gun with a chainsaw attached for melee combat, that gun alone is manly
That gun alone is over compensating for something, nevermind the rest of the game.

OT: Hello Kitty: Island Adventures. Because a real man doesn't need a manly game to be manly.
 

waterhazard

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CanOfBeans said:
gears or war 1 and 2 , why you ask? the lancer, its a big machine gun with a chainsaw attached for melee combat, that gun alone is manly
Yes, but have you played the game you would have realised Dom is a massive pussy, Cole is just a big brown steroid, Tai is a stereotype, Carmine sounds like his voice is still cracking, Baird is a prick and Marcus is an emotionless robot. So the chainsaw is just a penis extension like a mid-life crisis porche. Oh and have you seen cliffy b. What a douche
 

Woodsey

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Oh and the first CoD on the first Russian levels. Because ramping the sound up and charging at the enemy when all you have is a single clip of ammo and no bloody rifle is amazing.

Sometimes I even shout a little...
 

ddon

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cod. whats more manly then blasting then throwing a flash grenade at people and knifing them while other people are getting killed by your airstrikes or helicopter?
 

Liberuno

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TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
Borderlands, very.
Proof that it's manly... I was playing the game and my wife said I don't see the point of this game, you just shoot things and get better guns? Thats exactly the point. Man game!
 

Gaderael

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Serious Sam.
Star Wars Battlefront II (You play the main campaign as a freakin' Stormtrooper!)
Unreal Tournament (HEADSHOT!)
The Godfather.
 

lwm3398

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Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper.

#1:A small, furry animal with guns, shooting and killing things. Also, in the end of one he has to kill a giant furry thing. So yeah. MAN GAME.

#2: Another small, furry animal living in shadows among enemies trying to get back a book on the best ways to steal. Also, the people he's killing killed his dad, so he's out for vengeance. Oh, and there's a small animal cop, who the other thief guy thinks is hot. So yeah. That shit puts hair on your chest.
 

jamesworkshop

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[PROTOTYPE]
24/7 killing spree

Dead space
Kills things and then fixes stuff all with the same tools a hardcore Tim Allen
 

ae86gamer

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Army of Two. Guns and explosions? Check. Bromance? Check.

Its a very manly game.

[sub]Rawr![/sub]
 

Liberuno

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jamesworkshop said:
[PROTOTYPE]
24/7 killing spree

Dead space
Kills things and then fixes stuff all with the same tools a hardcore Tim Allen
You are insinuating that Tim Allen is manly there though. On that basis alone I have to disagree with Dead Space.