Manly Games

[Xvito]

I don't know any... But probably some Gay-Porn game for men.

I mean, how much more manly does it get than two men copulating?

3 Men?

icwutudidthar

Army of Two. Guns and explosions? Check. Bromance? Check.

Its a very manly game.

[sub]Rawr![/sub]

That's what I said...

... Except that they are putting their proverbial penises inside of each other, as opposed to their actual penises...

 

[jamesworkshop]

[PROTOTYPE]
24/7 killing spree

Dead space
Kills things and then fixes stuff all with the same tools a hardcore Tim Allen

You are insinuating that Tim Allen is manly there though. On that basis alone I have to disagree with Dead Space.

yes a harcore Tim Allen is just another way of saying manly



Manlist of games

 

[Jaranja]

Hello Kitty Island Adventure AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!

 

[CrysisMcGee]

I'd say Hitman 2 and 4. Being an assassin is quite manly. Serious Sam, Painkiller as well.

 

[Vrex360]

Saint's row 2, Gears of War 2 (shooting up giant monsters with a heavy machine gun, manly), Borderlands, Fallout 3 and Soul Calibur 4 (manly in the sense that men typically drop their jaws in the presence of Ivy)

 

[RanD00M]

gears or war 1 and 2 , why you ask? the lancer, its a big machine gun with a chainsaw attached for melee combat, that gun alone is manly

But the homoeroticism sorta kills it.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Cho Aniki

I don't say this very often, but,

/thread

 

[Pilot Bush]

Gears of War series, possibly the most MANLY games EVER

 

[Jekken6]

Gears of War series, Fallout 3, Borderlands, Left4Dead, Nija Gaiden 2, Batman AA and Brothers In Arms are very manly games.

 

[Pilot Bush]

gears or war 1 and 2 , why you ask? the lancer, its a big machine gun with a chainsaw attached for melee combat, that gun alone is manly

But the homoeroticism sorta kills it.

It's a side effect of supermanlyification

 

[Hazy]

Spoiler: Manly games!

Gears of War:

Manhunt

Mad World

House of the Dead: Overkill

And anything involving Duke Nukem.

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Gears Of War. So many people have said it, but it's just what popped into my head immediately.

 

[esperandote]

manhunt, the suffering

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Gears of War, God of War, Crackdown (like, 10 to 15 USD and it consists of you basically kicking people off buildings or blowing up their cars if they're on the road), Prototype, Ratchet and Clank (come on, there is a gun that fires out tornadoes, POISON TORNADOES), Saints Row 2 (throw a fat chick into traffic? YES F***CKING PLEASE!), thats all I can think of right now.

 

[stiborge]

Final Fantasy, haha no i'm joking I love FF but it is not at all manly.
Duke Nukem... Can't beat that shit.
I suppose if manly means lacking of any real storyline and allowing you to shoot things then you could also say Left 4 Dead and Borderlands would be the manliest game.

 

[Paddin]

As manly games go, it doesn't get much more manly than Muscle March.

Thank you for that, the sheer randomness of it has truly made me happy

 

[bcponpcp27]

Fallout 3, max unarmed, bloody mess perk. Making limbs fly off and turn inside out with your barehands is satisfying AND manly.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Oblivion and Fallout 3 allow you to FISTFIGHT BEARS BUCK-NAKED.

And in Oblivion you can learn how to summon bears to do your bidding, and steal their souls.


In many turn-based RPGs there are moments of awesome manliness, like suplexing trains and beating the Devil into submission.


Overlord and Overlord 2 let you enslave an entire nation and bend them to your will with your demonic, Gremlin-esque horde.

Condemned: Criminal Origins has incredibly manly melee combat, and the sequel pits you against a giant, evil bear.

Tekken lets you fist-fight bears as well.


Just look at a game and do a checklist:

Can I become all-powerful?

Can I enslave other beings to do my will?

Are bears involved?

If they include any of those things, or any combination, it is a Manly Game.