Manly things to do before you die.

[capin Rob]

Kill a bear, with my BEAR hands, join the marines, then the the navy SEALS, then do some of the things that chuck norris does in the very popular jokes.

 

[superbatranger]

Well, I do plan on going bungee jumping and skydiving in the future.


[sub]fuck yea[/sub]

 

[William Dickbringer]

let's see my list so far:
1.throw a cleaver at a sniper and kill him
2.throw a cleaver at a helicopter hitting the pilot killing him and it it crashing causing an explosion while I'm walking away not looking back with a hot chick holding an assault rifle and putting on sunglasses
3.fist fighting chuck norris mr. t and bruce lee on a atomic bomb falling to destory new york city that was sent from communists
4.disarming said nuke with a cleaver
5.finding the communists that dropped the bombs and kill them with the cleaver
6.replace arm with chainsaw
7.become the first robot human hybird

that's all oh and why a cleaver because a cleaver is more manly than a knife

 

[firefly000]

get shot, pull out bullet, show person who shot you

 

[gostchiken]

Yell "FREEDOM!" Before running headlong into a firefight with a sword. Oh and of course I'm shirtless

 

[eddyrhys]

Kill a man in prison with a toothpick.
Hit women (joke).
Shoot a crossbow.
Cut down a giant redwood.
Stop a moving train with my bare/bear hands.
Save the princess from Bowser...

 

[W_Castner66]

Break up with with a girl that cheats on you like this guy!

http://www.ihatesara.co.cc/revenge/?id=sjzi1jddq80b8twpikq5r9vduzfxs8

 

[Phlakes]

Eat Ozzy Osbourne.

Or get bitten by a (real) vampire, turn into a bat, and then eat Ozzy Osbourne.

Vampires are not really manly these days, Ill better eat my Ozzy as I am.

That's why you get bitten by a blood-drinking, cape-wearing, castle-owning, sleeps-in-a-coffin-during-the-day vampire instead of an angsty sparkly teenager.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

bare knuckle fistfight were the only winner is the one that can stand at the end.


saving the world

and then getting the girl =D

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Take a bullet to the arm

EDIT damn double post

 

[Snarky Username]

Spoiler

Cut down a tree with an axe

Go skydiving

Get struck by lightening

Have a 20-some with me being the only man

Wrestle a bear (the animal, not the chubby homosexual)

Go deep-sea diving in a tuxedo

Live in the mountains for a year

Punch Kim Jong Il in the face

Punch a shark in the nose

Kill a lion with a tiger

Once you do those things, I'll consider you a man. until then you're just a little girl to me.

 

[Slayer_2]

You may want to specify which gender is out numbering the other.

It's supposed to be a manly last thing to do, take a guess

 

[Tsunimo]

Bring a knife to a gunfight and win.

Will you cut them so fast when their blood spills it'll be blue?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Get married

Use a Chainsaw

Captain a sea-going vessel

Go skydiving again

Win all over the place

Press a large Red button that does something incredibly awesome.

 

[Dirty-Zombie]

I'd like to be in a real fistfight. And go skydiving. : )

Oh! And have sex...

you should totally get into a fist fight while sky diving... thats manly. =)

 

[Dirty-Zombie]

Why do a lot of these have to do with slapping or hitting an animal....

Mine would be to headbutt a walrus.

 

[soilent]

I'd like to be in a real fistfight. And go skydiving. : )

This, but both at once, and with a bear.

 

[captaincabbage]

Find someone to love and who loves you.

'Manly' is a subjective term after all.

no, no, you're thinking of the term 'pansy'.

'Manly' can only mean bringing down a transformer with your bare hands and then riding a triceratops into the sunset.

I see the way you feel about the term then.

I'll stick by my statement, but if we have to have a stereotypical 'Manly' moment, mine would be to jump off of a roof and escape with only minor injuries. Preferably landing on someone you don't like very much.

Ride a shark off the roof and you've got yourself a genuine manly moment

 

[The Mick]

Crazy shoot myself in the right foot with a pistol and a little less crazy grow a wizard beard.

 

[ethaninja]

Punch yourself in the face.