Manly things to do before you die.
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Wrestle a bear.
Be in a three-way. Doesn't matter what kind.
Punch a whale.
Build a car. Then crash it into a National monument.
Set fire to a man.
Smoke eight cigars at once. Inhale each time.
Eat a live cow. Don't use Bearnaise sauce.
Get a manicure.
Duel someone with RPG launchers.
Eat a handful of nails.
Drive a V8 4x4 off a cliff, then jump out of the driver's seat and parachute into a plane. Fly that plane to a moving train, jump out of that, land on the train, hijack it, and crash it into a tank.
Get into a staring contest with God. If you lose, break a whiskey bottle over his head.
Have a child. Name him Daniel Dynamite.
Appear at the Academy Awards. Steal all the awards with brute force.
Be in a three-way. Doesn't matter what kind.
Punch a whale.
Build a car. Then crash it into a National monument.
Set fire to a man.
Smoke eight cigars at once. Inhale each time.
Eat a live cow. Don't use Bearnaise sauce.
Get a manicure.
Duel someone with RPG launchers.
Eat a handful of nails.
Drive a V8 4x4 off a cliff, then jump out of the driver's seat and parachute into a plane. Fly that plane to a moving train, jump out of that, land on the train, hijack it, and crash it into a tank.
Get into a staring contest with God. If you lose, break a whiskey bottle over his head.
Have a child. Name him Daniel Dynamite.
Appear at the Academy Awards. Steal all the awards with brute force.
Stand atop a tank whilst ghooting Akimbo Uzi's into the air, meanwhile fire falls from the sky. There are strippers in the background, and Metallica are having a rock-off with Bullet for my valentine. (and I'm on fire)
Stand on top of a moving tank while shooting Akimbo M4-s into the air whilst strippers fore of AK-47's. Fire is falling from the sky and Metallica are playing 'End of the line'. ((Shit, sorry about the double)).
Realistically:
You, as a man, must own a truck, a gun or two, at least five power tools (which you never use, this is essential). You must have bludgeoned something with a blunt object living or otherwise. You will have had to kill something with you bare hands and eaten it. You must have smoked a hookah, pipe, and cigar (at the same time if you please). You also must know a good whiskey a from a bad one.
You must have a inkling desire to become a mountain man, lumberjack, monk, or a brewer or beers; but really you wish you could be a vampire hunter or a secret agent. You must have lived a hard working, ass kicking life. You must have ambition, determination, passion, and be able take responsibility for your actions, good or bad.
Finally, however, you must have a "Don't take shit from no one" attitude. Though sometimes you legally have to, and, as a man, you accept the reality of life a move on.
These are the manly things and qualities you must have before you die, to die as a man.
You, as a man, must own a truck, a gun or two, at least five power tools (which you never use, this is essential). You must have bludgeoned something with a blunt object living or otherwise. You will have had to kill something with you bare hands and eaten it. You must have smoked a hookah, pipe, and cigar (at the same time if you please). You also must know a good whiskey a from a bad one.
You must have a inkling desire to become a mountain man, lumberjack, monk, or a brewer or beers; but really you wish you could be a vampire hunter or a secret agent. You must have lived a hard working, ass kicking life. You must have ambition, determination, passion, and be able take responsibility for your actions, good or bad.
Finally, however, you must have a "Don't take shit from no one" attitude. Though sometimes you legally have to, and, as a man, you accept the reality of life a move on.
These are the manly things and qualities you must have before you die, to die as a man.
Get a lot of muscle, run up to the top of a very high mountain and tear off your shirt while screaming barbarically.
Don't ask why, just imagine it...
Also, imagine it with a thunderstorm.
Don't ask why, just imagine it...
Also, imagine it with a thunderstorm.
Damn.. I feel you described me in a very good way there.. The only thing that missed was the whiskey part.. I dont like whiskey at all, so i cannot tell a good one from a bad one..Croix Sinistre said:
