Mars Rover Draws Giant Penis On Mars
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Funny how all of them involve penises.LoathsomePete said:
Seriously, imagine, long after we're dead and gone, aliens visit Mars. They look at those symbols and wonder what they could be. Maybe it really is just tracks in the dirt, or maybe they're some sort of religious symbol. Maybe it's a way of trying to communicate. They set up civilizations, wondering what these things are, visiting earth, and so on. They find the remains of cities, see these crude drawings all over bathroom stalls which they begin to believe are places where humans went to worship. They discover fossilized human skeletons, but can't tell from the bones that there was at one point a cock on the creature they're examining. They create all these fanciful scenarios, but nothing seems quite right to them. Why are they crudely drawn? Why aren't there more of them around? What is it a picture of anyway?templar1138a said:
And then, one day, one of them makes a discovery. Maybe it's an old statue, maybe it's a preserved human corpse. Or maybe it's just a porno stash in a remarkably well-preserved hard drive. Whatever the case, they take a close look at the figure, and all of a sudden it hits them; this civilization was drawing their reproductive organs on other planets. All of a sudden their view of our entire culture is changed from one of mystery and legend to a bunch of evolved monkeys showing off their dicks.
I, for one, am looking forward to being a ghost during this time period.
It would have been appropriate to draw a vulva next to it, together it would have made an emblem of the perpetuity of the human race... instead of just "we, men fuck you all"
Man boldly going further than anyone has gone before and leaving dicks there.
If there is life on mars we must be their annoying hoodlum neighbours. They have to put with us firing probes and that at their planet and now we are vandalising their lawns with penis drawings.
If there is life on mars we must be their annoying hoodlum neighbours. They have to put with us firing probes and that at their planet and now we are vandalising their lawns with penis drawings.
Science always pays off.
Wonder what all the alien species monitoring us will think of it.
Observer: Master, the humans have landed a robot on mars!
Master: Very good, they are improving as species, tell me, what kind of tests are they performing.
O: Well, thats just it, they seem to drawing some sort of religious sign on it.
M: OH, how strange, what religion is this sing from?
O: Apparently it is know as a *checks notes* dick, sir.
Wonder what all the alien species monitoring us will think of it.
Observer: Master, the humans have landed a robot on mars!
Master: Very good, they are improving as species, tell me, what kind of tests are they performing.
O: Well, thats just it, they seem to drawing some sort of religious sign on it.
M: OH, how strange, what religion is this sing from?
O: Apparently it is know as a *checks notes* dick, sir.
How exactly would it backfire? Even if we found life, the chances of it being sentient are next to zero. Even if it was, the chances of it realizing that its a giant penis is rather low and on the off chance it did, we're expecting this race to be smart enough to have the ability to retaliate but dumb enough to not realise it wasn't intentional.EHKOS said:
I think there are enough penis jokes/graffiti for one to be saying them for a solid year so...oh whatever.
This is a war I'm never going to see end.
This is a war I'm never going to see end.
Somewhere in South America, Doctor Tiger Ninestein says "I don't care if it cost a billion dollars and the lives of a half-dozen Zeroids, it was worth it."
Well, at least when we get there, we'll have something familiar waiting for us.
That or they are teasing the release of MARSbase alpha. Aeiou.
That or they are teasing the release of MARSbase alpha. Aeiou.
This is highly sexist. NASA is sexist and misogynist! They must hate women because they want to propagate the idea of males (penises) being dominant, worthy of being drawn on Mars.
/tee hee, yay for sarcasm
In all seriousness, this is probably the most awesome thing I've seen since the Jupiter comet impact.
/tee hee, yay for sarcasm
In all seriousness, this is probably the most awesome thing I've seen since the Jupiter comet impact.
That's it mission is over boys this is as good as it gets! Next step for humanity is first porno on mars.