mass effect 1+2's BEST QUOTE

[Admiral Stukov]

"You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
"...Wait. that metaphor just somewhere horrible."
"It will either be a night to remember or a horrible inter-species awkwardness thing."

What can I say, I'd go gay for Garrus. <.<

EDIT: Oh I'll be hated for this one, but I'd like to see the return of the Mako.

Or well more of the hammerhead is fine too.
And well a slight nudge back towards RPG, but Bioware Have already told us this will be the case.

 

[Uilleand]

"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

 

[bfgmetalhead]

"You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
"...Wait.&#65279; that metaphor just somewhere horrible."
"It will either be a night to remember or a horrible inter-species&#65279; awkwardness thing."

What can I say, I'd go gay for Garrus. <.<

to be fair so would I although tali and liara=hot

 

[Armored Prayer]

"I heard you killed a hundred Geth on Eden Prime!"

Forgot what they guy's name was but he that fan you meet on the Citadel.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

"You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
"...Wait.&#65279; that metaphor just somewhere horrible."
"It will either be a night to remember or a horrible inter-species&#65279; awkwardness thing."

What can I say, I'd go gay for Garrus. <.<

to be fair so would I although tali and liara=hot

Tali <3...
Thing is I always play FemShep and you can't romance Tali then. =(

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding."

"There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign."

"Reaper? A label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant, we simply are."

"Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither, and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything."

"The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civilisations rise, evolve, advance, then at the apex of their glory, they are extinguished. The Protheans were not the first, they did not create the citadel, they did not forge the mass relays, they merely found them, the legacy of my kind."

"Your civilization is based on the technology of the mass relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

"We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure."

"We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom."

"Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over."

"I am Sovereign. And this station is MINE!"

(Basically, everything Sovereign ever says)

Other:

Krogan Warlord: Surrender... or don't. That would be more fun.

Inamorda: If you don't stop poking me, I'll throw you off that balcony.

 

[bfgmetalhead]

"You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
"...Wait.&#65279; that metaphor just somewhere horrible."
"It will either be a night to remember or a horrible inter-species&#65279; awkwardness thing."

What can I say, I'd go gay for Garrus. <.<

to be fair so would I although tali and liara=hot

Tali <3...
Thing is I always play FemShep and you can't romance Tali then. =(

I hope tali is not like really strange looking when she finaly takes her helmet off SO YOU CAN FREKIN SEE HER FACE

 

[Thespian]

"You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
"...Wait.&#65279; that metaphor just somewhere horrible."
"It will either be a night to remember or a horrible inter-species&#65279; awkwardness thing."

What can I say, I'd go gay for Garrus. <.<

One step ahead of you ! Dude is badass, though, there's no denying it.

However, I think the most awesome line in Mass Effect is actually unspoken... Kinda.
Garrus' Loyalty Mission against Harkin, when he brings out the two Heavy Mechs in that mission. If you have the cain...

Harkin: Did you really think you could stop me, Shepard?
*Both mechs get blown up in a mushroom cloud in one shot*
Shepard: ...

That silence spoke volumes for me.

Then again, the Shadow Broker DLC dialogue between Shepard and Liara was pretty hilarious too.

 

[Mr S]

I was in awe of the stupidity of my character when he said:

Shepard: I'm just gonna dance over here, but if you want to think im dancing next to you, go ahead!

Tentacle-head lady: I do wanna think that!

o__0

 

[The Bucket]

Well there was that one time the Salarians almost wiped out my entire species. That was fun. - ME 1. Wrex on the Genophage

Damn Ninjas are out in force. Love how deadpan he is.

Also, that whole "hold the line" Salarien speech. Never figured then for a badass race before that, guess ME taught me a little about diversity

 

[not_the_dm]

Damn, you beat me to it...

That and if you shoot Harkin in the leg on Garrus's loyalty mission. It's something like, "Be thankful it was just the leg". It takes on a whole new level of humour when it's FemShep saying it.

 

[Frapple]

"Depends on the species, Turian."

 

[phoenix352]

 

[KSarty]

My favorite is the one from Sovereign that was already referenced, so I'll list my second favorite.

Mordin Solus: Perhaps later. Trying to determine how scale itch got onto Normandy, sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. Implications... unpleasant.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

"Anyone who faces us is either stupid, or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the galaxy."

Hell yeah, Wrex.

 

[TaboriHK]

"You won't look so smug with a hole in your head."

 

[Valkyrie101]

"It seems that Garrus has finally got that rod out of his ass, but now he's beating people to death with it."

 

[Lacsapix]

to many variable's
TO MANY VARIABLE'S!!!!!!

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

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[HK_01]

The whole conversation with Sovereign in ME1. Sends chills down your spine.

Also, despite having been ninja'd on it already, "I am Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."