mass effect 1+2's BEST QUOTE

[blindthrall]

"You exist because we allow it.
And you will end because we demand it."

(or something like that, I probably messed it up a little)
Also:
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

That's the whole quote, and yes, it is the best one. That's like SHODAN levels of machine evil.

Runners-up: "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times for that to sound like a good idea."

Responding to Liara's observation that they're walking into a trap: "Your grasp of the obvious never ceases to amaze me."

Mordin: "Bit of a cloaca."

 

[OutcastBOS]

The whole "Hold the line" speech was epic. There were more, but I was ninja'd a lot

 

[Lordmarkus]

Basicly anything from Legion.
"His operating system is unstable. He will fail"

Hilarity assured.

 

[Kris015]

Some Asari: "One step closer and you're dead!"
Wrex *pulls gun*: "We'll see about that.. *****"

 

[Blind Sight]

Garrus' pick-up lines:

 

[4173]

"I am the very model of a scientist salarian..."

110% this.

Favorite store on the Citadel is a distant second.

 

[Arcanist]

The dialogue with Shepard and Sovereign. I think that was the name, it's been a long time.

Also:

Random Mercenary: ""I got nothing more to say to you...."

*Shepard kicks the guy of of the window*

Shepard : "How about goodbye?"

Ahh, what a Horatio moment......

As an addendum to that, there's what happens if you skip the interrupt and use the Intimidate option -

"What sound will you make when you hit the ground? Think you'll hear it before you die!?"

 

[Dark Prophet]

Garrus: Hey Tali, remember those long elevator rides, where we used to talk? Do you ever miss them?
Tali: No.
Garrus: Oh come on, it was fun. Remember, we used to ask you about the Flotilla and you always got annoyed.
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: Ok, we can talk later.

 

[jghiloni]

From Lair of the Shadow Broker:

[paraphrase] "Why don't you have me hack some more terminals?" The "*****!" at the end is unstated, but nevertheless clearly implied. I cheered my Liara-lovin' FemShep on!

Also: "Remember when we used to use Omni-Gel for these things?" (paraphrase)

 

[Shycte]

To many to say... Maybe something from the Jack- romance subplot.

Jack: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE? YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE HERE?

Shep: Small ship.

Funny cuz' it is not true.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

This topic had just reminded me why i fucking love Bioware and in paticular Mass Effect

I know, I've never even heard most of these despite playing through both Mass Effects at least 4 times.

 

[mechanixis]

I remember that I was really enjoying the first Mass Effect...and then I got to Saren's office on Virmire. That scene officially elevated it to my favorite game ever.

"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding."

"Confidence, born in ignorance."

"I am the vanguard of your destruction."

 

[JeanLuc761]

As an addendum to that, there's what happens if you skip the interrupt and use the Intimidate option -

"What sound will you make when you hit the ground? Think you'll hear it before you die!?"

...I am SO doing that next playthrough.

 

[unclediddles]

Legion: We do not experience fear. Though we understand how it affects you.

 

[sessionxiii]

"You don't got a grenade launcher lady, get lost"

 

[EchetusXe]

The first conversation you have with Sovereign. Sovereign is arrogant and dismissive, the fact that it is a machine and therefore has no ego makes it chilling.

 

[Shining_Pyrelight]

It's either a very good quote, or very memorable because I'm in love with Garrus. But his black and white quote I really liked.

?It's so much easier to see the world in black and white? Gray? I don't know what to do with gray??

 

[Red Pawn]