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D_987

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miracleofsound said:
Meh to bringing Back softcore sex.

They better bring back Shephard...
They keep hinting they are going to kill him / her off...
 

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it's been stated by chris over and over again that the game trilogy is " Shepard's" story.

So that said " considering the " teaser" is a cerberus file..one can assume alot of things, like the Alliance had Shep stage his/her death in order to get closer to the illusive man, or cerberus is using it as propaganda to bolster the Tera firma movement.

and to be fair nobody outside of a small handful actually know that sovereign was a reaper, they were all led to believe that saren was just using an advanced geth ship.

though naturally the Quarrens found out those dirty lil gypsies, so wackyness should ensue on that front >.<
 

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Frank_Sinatra_ said:
Oh no, rev up the controversy car! The 10 seconds of ass its so horrible!
I wonder if they have ever heard of the internet? You know places with real porn.
huh? the internet? whats that?
 

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Matronadena said:
it's been stated by chris over and over again that the game trilogy is " Shepard's" story.

So that said " considering the " teaser" is a cerberus file..one can assume alot of things, like the Alliance had Shep stage his/her death in order to get closer to the illusive man, or cerberus is using it as propaganda to bolster the Tera firma movement.

and to be fair nobody outside of a small handful actually know that sovereign was a reaper, they were all led to believe that saren was just using an advanced geth ship.

though naturally the Quarrens found out those dirty lil gypsies, so wackyness should ensue on that front >.<
Maybe you play as Shepards child from the first game - but if you didn't have sex in that game your system explodes... =)
 

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D_987 said:
Matronadena said:
it's been stated by chris over and over again that the game trilogy is " Shepard's" story.

So that said " considering the " teaser" is a cerberus file..one can assume alot of things, like the Alliance had Shep stage his/her death in order to get closer to the illusive man, or cerberus is using it as propaganda to bolster the Tera firma movement.

and to be fair nobody outside of a small handful actually know that sovereign was a reaper, they were all led to believe that saren was just using an advanced geth ship.

though naturally the Quarrens found out those dirty lil gypsies, so wackyness should ensue on that front >.<
Maybe you play as Shepards child from the first game - but if you didn't have sex in that game your system explodes... =)
lol.. don't quote me on this, but I believe ME2 takes place right after Ascension, and a few months after ME1
 

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D_987 said:
Matronadena said:
it's been stated by chris over and over again that the game trilogy is " Shepard's" story.

So that said " considering the " teaser" is a cerberus file..one can assume alot of things, like the Alliance had Shep stage his/her death in order to get closer to the illusive man, or cerberus is using it as propaganda to bolster the Tera firma movement.

and to be fair nobody outside of a small handful actually know that sovereign was a reaper, they were all led to believe that saren was just using an advanced geth ship.

though naturally the Quarrens found out those dirty lil gypsies, so wackyness should ensue on that front >.<
Maybe you play as Shepards child from the first game - but if you didn't have sex in that game your system explodes... =)
Or you do play as his kid but you travel back in time to ensure your own birth via time paradox.
 

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Well, if nothing else, at least FOX probably won't prod that bear again. It bit them once already and they helped rocket the original game's sales. I think they'll keep their noses out of this one.
 

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FOX news really is getting old...sure, parents should know, but don't call it pornagraphy...it's not like there's even nudity! It's nothing more than you'd see on TV shows. I'm more right than left, but I gave up on FOX after about a year of watching it...it's just too much...kudos on the upcoming love scene...but can we tie the characters to each other romantically a little more, or give more options after it happens? It seemed like once it happened it was a one night stand and was a slight turn off.
 

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MystikMtnManaT said:
Rutawitz said:
KaiRai said:
Rutawitz said:
KaiRai said:
There's Mass Effect 2 coming out!? Why was I not informed of this!?
you're an idiot
Pardon me for not having new releases as my homepage. Jackass
Its a trilogy.... Its not like Bioware STATED that when they were releasing the first game or something.

pssst (sarcasm). sorry just a hint, you seem to miss the obvious so I just thought I'd point it out to you.

You guys are asses...leave him alone...I didn't know for a fact another one was coming out because I'm not actively following what developers say, I simply buy the game and enjoy it...is it worth attacking each other over who is the biggest worthless nerd?
 

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seydaman said:
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DannyBoy451 said:
Hopefully it'll be a better selection this time...

Tali + me = <3
TALI?! You have some glass fetish? XD
impossible, by the games context, she can't remove her bio suit, and even if you went to the phlotila(Spelling) you would probably cause a plague
Quite possibly the funniest thing ive ever read on this website.
 

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CastaliaMoirae said:
DannyBoy451 said:
Beats the hell out of a blue tentacle-thing and a butch racist.
And that is why we also have Kaidan, who is not racist or blue and annoying.
I only ever play as male characters though, so the retarded design team wouldn't let me. Plus I didn't really find him that interesting as a character.

Now on the other hand; Atton from K.O.T.O.R. 2 is far superiour.
 

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As a geek: YAY!
As a man: YAY!
As a guy that wants to piss off CNN and Jack Thompson: YAY!

Cliff_m85 said:
Fox wanted it to be pornography. I say that Mass Effect 2 should be renamed Ass Effect 2 and feature full on hardcore interactive pornography.
Well we already have Left 4 Head. Good old rule 34.
 

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D_987 said:
miracleofsound said:
Meh to bringing Back softcore sex.

They better bring back Shephard...
They keep hinting they are going to kill him / her off...
I know, it's rather annoying. I don't want to have yo start a new save fike after all my leveling up in the first game...
 

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Oh Fox, what dumb twats you are. I had already lost respect for the station during the whole "Obama" uproar they were causing during the elections... But this is ridiculous. I see more porn action coming out the shower and staring at myself. That was by-far the most shortest and softest 'sex' scene. Movies have more depicted sex sense than in Mass Effect. Honestly now, journalist that can't tell a controller from the dildo stuck in their asses should have no right to make s fuss over it.

If those conservative moms get up in a rile, hello Bioware sales. "Sex sells". And if there's even an inkling of sex in a game, people are willing to buy the game to see all the fuss. Too bad they'll be greatly disappointed from what they see verses the vivid depiction that Fox is trying to push onto the media. I mean really now...

If that's the case, they better start freaking out at Johnson & Johnson for showing topless babies for their baby product commercial. It's OBVIOUSLY child pornography.

/sarcasm
 

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I bought Mass effect, and later noticed, WOW, BOOBS, but I was more interested in my unlimited ammo, no overheat super damage 2.5 million credit assault riffle.