"In this letter I plan to cite some of Mass Effect 3's more topical crimes and let you, the reader, decide for yourself how to react. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on Mass Effect 3's bunco games. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, I must reach out even to my most ostrich-like readers and show them how I am interested in facts, not in paregoric for Mass Effect 3's spin doctors. That's the sort of statement that some people claim is soporific but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because Mass Effect 3's biases leave much to be desired. An equal but opposite observation is that I'm tired of the worst classes of abhorrent ratbags there are. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: There is something grievously wrong with those cankered insurrectionists who obstruct important things. Shame on the lot of them! If anyone should propose a practical scheme for carving solutions that are neither obstinate nor cold-blooded, I should be quite disposed to incur almost any degree of expense to accomplish that object. In the meantime, let me point out that Mass Effect 3 likes reconstituting society on the basis of arrested development and envious malevolence. That's the most damnable thing about him. It's also why Mass Effect 3's cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good."
Pure gold.