Mass effect "hot" chicks

[Kahunaburger]

It's not like every woman in Mass Effect is a total sexpot. I think Ashley looks plain and most of the women run the range of uggo to wowza. Sure, Miranda's outfit is tailored to showcase her boobs and butt. I can go walking around my city and see dozens of women dressed even more provocatively though.

That depends - are you talking about Mass Effect 1 or 2? Because the women introduced in Mass Effect 2 look [http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/halolz-dot-com-masseffect2-datasseffect.jpg] like [http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/subject-zero-mass-effect-2-screenshot-character.jpg] this. [http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/21385/mass_effect_2_21385.jpg]

 

[bob-2000]

Miranda was modeled after Yvonne Strahovski, so, being a Chuck fan, I find her hot. I think my opinion may be biased.

Liara is one of the cutest characters out there (next to Merrill from DA2, of course).

 

[Sunrider]

Jack is more attractive and she's bald.

yeah, right. so miranda and jack both proposition you and you are going to choose the bald, tattooed, small breasted boy.

that is a poor choice.

Yes, because BIG BOOBS is the correct way to go every time.

How about no.

 

[Kahunaburger]

Jack is more attractive and she's bald.

yeah, right. so miranda and jack both proposition you and you are going to choose the bald, tattooed, small breasted boy.

that is a poor choice.

Yes, because BIG BOOBS is the correct way to go every time.

How about no.

Maybe he's Australian haha.

 

[Sariteiya]

At the beginning of the game when Miranda is introduced i see all the signs that they clearly want me to think she's some hot girl that i by all means would wan't to get into bed with. Problem is i think she is probably the most ugly thing in the game. I even felt pretty awkward when she was on about her looks being "superior" to others. Same goes with Ashley Grahams that you meet up with somewhere along the line. She just looks weird to me. I mean. I get that i am supposed to think these two are hot but i am finding it very hard to do so.

Ohmygodyesthankyou! She has the most awkward squashy face! I thought it was just me! She looks alright in the concept art, but somewhere along the line their faces just ended up warped.

 

[Sunrider]

Jack is more attractive and she's bald.

yeah, right. so miranda and jack both proposition you and you are going to choose the bald, tattooed, small breasted boy.

that is a poor choice.

Yes, because BIG BOOBS is the correct way to go every time.

How about no.

Maybe he's Australian haha.

I don't understand the joke. =(

 

[Makon]

At the beginning of the game when Miranda is introduced i see all the signs that they clearly want me to think she's some hot girl that i by all means would wan't to get into bed with. Problem is i think she is probably the most ugly thing in the game. I even felt pretty awkward when she was on about her looks being "superior" to others. Same goes with Ashley Grahams that you meet up with somewhere along the line. She just looks weird to me. I mean. I get that i am supposed to think these two are hot but i am finding it very hard to do so.

Ohmygodyesthankyou! She has the most awkward squashy face! I thought it was just me! She looks alright in the concept art, but somewhere along the line their faces just ended up warped.

Exactly. It's like she got like fifty too many Botox injections and her face is stuck in some perpetual...'thing'.

 

[CrazyHatMan]

I'd go for Miranda. I have yet to see whats off putting about her face. Besides, her actress is pretty hot.

A lot about this has come up. How does it matter if Mirandas voice actress is hot or not?
Your playing a game with a fictional character, not cruising around in a spaceship with the real living person.

 

[Kahunaburger]

Jack is more attractive and she's bald.

yeah, right. so miranda and jack both proposition you and you are going to choose the bald, tattooed, small breasted boy.

that is a poor choice.

Yes, because BIG BOOBS is the correct way to go every time.

How about no.

Maybe he's Australian haha.

I don't understand the joke. =(

Basically, those wacky Australians banned, among other things, depictions of small boobs. Full story here: http://boingboing.net/2010/01/28/australian-censor-bo.html

 

[ascorbius]

I never liked Miranda.
The shot of her standing with her arse cheek taking half of the screen wasn't appealing to me.

For me it was:
Liara
Kelly
Ash

I'd rather be with Dr Chakwas than Miranda. She likes playing doctor with the soldiers, great sense of humour and she can drink.

I never fancied Tali, she's got a cute character and all, but guys... 2 fingers and a thumb and her legs bend the wrong way.. too much for me.

 

[Kahunaburger]

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Now here's a question - why don't people call out Bioware on their massive sexism more often? Because seriously wtf? [http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000968989/mirandathumb_answer_1_xlarge.png]

Probably because Bioware didn't invent the idea of putting physically attractive women into sexually provocative positions/camera angles/situations.

Ah, so you have to invent a form of sexism to be sexist. Got it. (It never ceases to amaze me the lengths people go to to make excuses for stuff like this [http://www.gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Blogs-Components-WeblogFiles/00-00-00-18-04/1715.Hour-6.jpg].)

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Agree with you on Miranda.

The weird thing is that Miranda is modeled after (and voiced by) Yvonne Strahovski, or as I like to call her, Yvonne Strahotski:

And yet they made her out to be this weird, big-headed Michael Jackson look-alike.

This. This! Yes, this! How did they manage to fuck her up in the game? IRL she's hot!

 

[Makon]

Agree with you on Miranda.

The weird thing is that Miranda is modeled after (and voiced by) Yvonne Strahovski, or as I like to call her, Yvonne Strahotski:

And yet they made her out to be this weird, big-headed Michael Jackson look-alike.

This. This! Yes, this! How did they manage to fuck her up in the game? IRL she's hot!

The earlier concept art that Bioware had of her was a lot better than what came out of it. Her hair was blonde, like irl, and she had more to her outfit than a skinsuit.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

They actually made it quite interesting. Miranda really has one big asset (Dat asset!) with the most hateful personality you can imagine.
BTW I only found Kelly kool. She dresses up 'n stuff. I thought Jack would be a nice psycho to go with my renegade Shepard, but if you go talk to her she gets al emo.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

It wouldn't be so bad if the game didn't try to force is down your throat.

"Here is an ass," says the game "you have probably noticed it already seeeing as it protrudes a good foot and a half, but in case you didn't we will position the camera so you can see nothing but the ass," Thanks game, but I'm really not interested.

 

[Sunrider]

Jack is more attractive and she's bald.

yeah, right. so miranda and jack both proposition you and you are going to choose the bald, tattooed, small breasted boy.

that is a poor choice.

Yes, because BIG BOOBS is the correct way to go every time.

How about no.

Maybe he's Australian haha.

I don't understand the joke. =(

Basically, those wacky Australians banned, among other things, depictions of small boobs. Full story here: http://boingboing.net/2010/01/28/australian-censor-bo.html

Oh right, now I remember. Thanks! =)

 

[mark0217]

This thread is filled with crazy people. How is Yvonne Strahovski (and by proxy Miranda) not hot? How is a bald crazy lady hot? Really?
Thank whoever they didn't add a romance option with Legion or some people would be all over it! <<

 

[ABLb0y]

I hate Miranda so much. And yet she seems to be Bioware's darling. Listen, Bioware, if you really want to score points, get rid of this bint, and bring back Liara.

I did like Kasumi, though, but she was kind of ruined by that haiku she wrote about Jakob. You know the one.