Mass Effect RP: The Aegis Protection Firm - Full

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Chicago Ted

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Lux:

"You do what you want Paladin, but I'm only giving him twenty before I have to be washing chunks of him off my armour," Lux yelled.
 

Laser Priest

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"Not quite, sir," Santius said, looking more off to the distance than to Verahl. "I met a few old friends that I wasn't even sure were alive, though. They're working on finding the same things as I am, and I can say some of them have a much better chance of finding it than I would. They said they'll contact me if they find any information."

He paused for a moment. "Any mercenaries trying to destroy us now? I almost missed it while I was gone."
 

XxSummonerxX

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""I thought I would be joining a group with a sense of humour... allow me to explain" mumbled Wires.

"The mech wasn't rigged to explode, get in back in here and I'll show you" Wires groaned.

Wires looked down at the floor and saw the broken glass and the dark yellow liquid.
"That was my last bottle of 2100... you owe me big time" growled Wires.
 

Viking Incognito

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"Would everyone shut the hell up! This pathetic lizard isn't even worth the time so can we get back to talking about business for ten damn seconds!" Dregger roared. He was glaring at everyone in the room and was obviously pissed. The weird thing was that he was entirely still.
 

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Wires glanced up his spot on the floor. "Business? Job" Oh joy my first group job since I left Eclipse, Vorcha Hunting? No, recently exterminated, enemy mercenary group? Could be, could be... Aria T'Loak? No, not strong enough... hmmmm..." babbled Wires, now forgetting about his bottle of wine.
 

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the Krogan's shouting snapped Paladin out of his focused anger. "Are you fucking serious?" He kicked the Salarian across his head, then his body glowed as he used his biotics to yank the thin alien to his feet, "I've known friends that died in explosions, I've had enough shit blowing up around me to react poorly to a goddamn bomb, I take someone trying to kill us very seriously. And if you expect me to pay for the wine, then I'll just shoot you right here."
 

XxSummonerxX

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"Listen to me you useless, biotic, waste of space, crap sack lump of a human." Yelled Wires
"The mech wasn't rigged to explode. Now, as 'smart' as you are, you've forgotten that if I wanted to, I could have easily snap frozen everyone with my Omni Tool, but I haven't. I also could have gotten out my combat drone, called my pet FENRIS, or even better, called in my YMIR, but I haven't, why?"

"Is anyone so stupid to walk into a room with a bomb? Answer me that human" spat Wires.
 

lemiel14n3

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"Clearly you're stupid enough to walk into a club right on top of a base full of heavily armed mercs and start shouting 'Bomb!'. Now you answer me this, do you think your mechs could have gotten here faster than I could put a bullet in your brain? And there's at least five guys here, all armed, you could have frozen one, maybe two, are you willing to bet your life on your mouth"?
 

XxSummonerxX

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"Get off of me human, that mech wasn't rigged to explode, go to it and remove the head, you'll see, DON'T SHOOT IT! The shrapnel could harm you at close range, and we wouldn't want your human face getting uglier." spat Wires.

The mech was rigged to explode confetti, a trumpet fanfare will play and a flag will come out that says "WIRES WAS HERE".
 

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"ENOUGH!!" John shouted, as he walked back into bar. "Jesus titty-fucking Christ, you make enough noise to wake the dead!" The other occupants of Elixr couldn't help but notice that he was only wearing a pair of boxers, and had his M-96 deployed and resting on his shoulder.

Ignoring the looks from everyone else, John calmly walked through the club and out thr doors to where Paladin had disabled the LOKI mech. Setting his ammo type to Armour Piercing he shot the mech five time in quick succession, three to the torso two to the head, then walked back in brushing confetti off his shoulders.

"Not one word out of you" he said as he approached Wires, "or I start breaking your toys, starting with this one," aiming his rifle at Wires' Omni tool. "For all your supposed 'supierior' salarian intelligence, you sure are dumb." John gave the salarian a patronizing pat on the cheek, then started to walk back to the barracks.

As he approached the table where Verahl and Santius were talking, he gave the batarian a mock salute and said "Fun group you've got here, I think I'm really gonna enjoy myself." With that he returened to the barracks to try and get back to sleep.
 

XxSummonerxX

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Wires couldn't contain it any more. "FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!" Wires didn't even care that everyone was angry at him, and that he nearly died, it was just to funny! "Man, I wouldn't betray you, you haven't done anything to me yet, FWAHAHAHAHAHAHH" laughed Wires.

Wires got up and walked up to to the table where Verahl was sitting and gave him an informal salute "Heya boss, sorry I missed out on the thing yesterday, I drank two bottles of wine!" laughed Wires.
 

Laser Priest

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Santius sat, staring at the salarian that had just neared the table, his face frozen somewhere between confusion and disgust.

When he finally got a hold of himself, he turned to Verahl and said "So these are the recruits, eh?"
 

Viking Incognito

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Dregger had had enough of this Space Cow shit. He marched over to Wires and grabbed him by the through, cutting off his laugh. He jerked him out of his chair and lifted him off his feet at the same time then immediately slammed him down on the table and pointing his sub-machine gun at the frightened Salarian's head.

"You seem to be determined to break the 'Intelligent Salarian' stereotype so I'll say this as clearly as possible. Shut your fucking mouth before I blow you brains across the wall."

The pressure on Wires throat was painful and obviously going to leave a mark. Dregger then let the little alien go and began slowly trudging towards the exit.

"I'll be blowing off steam somewhere, if you need me, lets just say I won't be hard to find."
 

XxSummonerxX

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Wires couldn't stand this Krogan anymore. He spat on the ground at Dregger's feet. "Your clan is weak and has no honour. You are a Krogan to weak to fight yourself, so you rely on biotics. You are to small to ever have a try with the females. I spit on you and your clan's honour!" Yelled Wires.
 

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To the surprise of everyone, Dregger began to laugh.

"HA HA HA HA HA! This one truly is slow isn't he? Putting aside the fact that Lux and I just discussed how neither of us care for the honor-bound crap of the clans, have you ever met a Krogan? I am considered unusually large among the best of us and until I can find who I am looking for and kill them I have no reason to breed. Plus, since you apparently know nothing of Krogan history, all of the praised Krogan Battle Masters of the ages have been Vanguards. As for your claims that I am weak, do you know why I don't have a single scar on my body? Because in 2 and a half CENTURIES of combat, I have never met a single opponent that could give me one. You are truly the dumbest Salarian I have ever met."

With that, Dregger pushed open the front door and headed outside.
 

Chicago Ted

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Verahl:

Verahl stared at Wires, as he lay flat on the table separating both him and Santius. The sheer stupidity of the Salarian astounded him. He knew Esten would be furious when he found out what had transpired. To proclaim that an armed bomb had been brought into their headquarters, and more importantly, in front of their entire command, would have warrented death had he done anything else.

"Wires," Verahl said slowly as the Salarian pushed himself up from the table. Verahl had been so enraged by this action, that he couldn't even properly show it. It could almost be felt coming off of him though. The amount of anger coursing through him was enough to send a chill down even Lux's back.

A pistol shot could be heard from under the table, as the shot bore straight into Wires's right leg. He watched as the Salarian buckled from the blow.

"I have no words that can even begin to describe the stupidity of your actions. I'm certain you realize that in even stating such an action, you jeopardized not only the safety of the company, but the safety of every single one of its officers," Verahl said, almost disattached from the world around him. "If you ever even attempt something like this again, you won't be missed."

Verahl then beaconed to Lux, who lifted Wires from the floor by the back of his collar, but refused to let go.

"Cut him off from any for of alcohol. If even a drop so much as passes his lips while he is in this base, or, if he returns here drunk, throw him in a cell for a week."
 

XxSummonerxX

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No alcohol? Two words that Wires had never heard in the same sentence before... "No Alcohol? Man, I work best on my mechs when I'm drunk, can't you just ban me from threatening to freeze people, that's my second favourite thing!" Wires said with an easy grin.

"Whatever, I have some non alcoholic Asari Honey Mead at home, it just won't be the same..." sighed Wires.

"First job! What can I do for you boss?"
 

Laser Priest

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By the spirits, the man feels no pain! Santius thought.

Santius stood up and promptly put his hand over Wires' mouth.

"Wires," he said. "As a friend, or at least as someone who hasn't tried to hurt you yet, I kindly suggest that you shut your mouth before you say something else stupid"
 

XxSummonerxX

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"Well, that was a blunt way to put it, but I guess you're right... you play Galaxy of Fantasy?" asked Wires.

As Wires sat up he felt a major pain in his leg "OWWWWWWW! MY BLOODY LEG! IT'S BLEEDING! THIS AND NO ALCOHOL?!?!?" screamed Wires.
"Santius, where's the Doc?
 

Chicago Ted

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Verahl:

Verahl's shock was slowly starting to wear off. He took a long blink, and his eyes started to readjust. The vacant and distant look they had been giving moment earlier was being replaced with one that couldn't even begin to show the true extent of the rage he was holding back.

His eyes shifted from Wires to Santius. Santius had seen this look a few times before. It was although he was trying to tell Santius what to do, that if the recruit wasn't taken away, that it would be entirely his fault for what was about to happen. It was clear Verahl was going to lash out if something was not done, or else Verahl would put him in his place in the same way he had done to Aria's soldiers for several years.